About Michele Kirk

Michele Kirk is a writer, editor, and field reporter for BizPac Review. Michele can be reached at michele@bizpacreview.com & @michelekirkbpr

MAD Magazine unveils deadly new White House security system

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Fences with “go away” signs written in all caps likely won’t change the inadequate security system at the White House, but MAD Magazine thinks a new plan might work. Twitter users were a tad skeptical. @MADmagazine Our white ninja ready to take bad guys to gates of hell! Way to go Joe! — Andy Sulskis […]

SOS from priest in Baghdad: Iraqi soldier’s chilling confession makes him a sitting duck as ISIS arrives


A Christian priest serving in Baghdad to promote ‘peace, love and Christianity’ relayed a chilling message on “The Kelly File” via satellite Tuesday. The Rev. Canon Andrew, who warned in an “SOS” on Facebook Monday that ISIS was coming, reiterated to host Megyn Kelly that he is a sitting duck. Terrorists “are on the verge of […]

American flag hijab makes guy go off on Muslim women in front of Plaza Hotel


Disgusted at the sight of an American flag-themed head covering, an outraged man made a scene in front the Plaza Hotel in New York City where a group of Muslim women were gathered. It’s difficult to hear the women in the clip but his message was loud and clear. Muslim women shouldn’t wear patriotic colors because […]

Webcam girl will donate sex video proceeds to Ferguson protesters


Even depraved young attention hounds (politely put) have the desire to serve their communities. Webcam porn star Sasha Pain is terribly concerned about the problems plaguing our society, in Ferguson in particular. It’s just breaking her heart. “I want people who follow me to have to see it,” Pain told Daily Riverfront Times as she […]

Uproar: NFL fans claim Muslim player was penalized for Islamic prayer after TD


More negative attention descended upon the National Football League Monday night when Kansas City Chiefs’ safety Husain Abdullah was penalized for sliding across the field and praying in a prostrate position after he scored a touchdown. Sadly, the move immediately became a race and religion issue in the eyes of some fans. Comparisons to Tim Tebow […]

Red-faced host completely botches interview with actors in awkward, but hilarious FAIL


You have to be really skilled or really lucky to get away with winging an interview that you haven’t prepared for. This guy was neither. KWGN’s Chris Parente was supposed to interview “Saturday Night Live” alums Kristen Wiig’s and Bill Hader as they promoted their new movie “The Skeleton Twins.” He started off faking it well, […]

Valerie Jarrett’s priorities during world chaos? Guest star in a TV show, of course

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Amid multiple international crises facing the United States and the world, White House top adviser Valerie Jarrett has her priorities right in line with the rest of the clowns in the circus. No, she didn’t go golfing. She went Hollywood. Jarrett guest starred in the political and legal series “The Good Wife” as herself. She also […]

‘Well, I’m a doctor now!’ Heartwarming ex-employee letter brings Dairy Queen owner to tears

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Being a boss can be a thankless job. Yvonne Lavasidis, the 42-year-old co-owner of an Ontario Dairy Queen, was brought to tears by a recent expression of gratitude from  former employee Nahiba Islam, according to ABC News. ‘You are an incredible boss and an even better human being,’ Lavasidis read from a handwritten thank you letter […]

US general mops the floor with embarrassed Bill Maher over disrespectful latte salute


Bill Maher was swiftly put in his place when he tried to mock those who found Obama’s half-hearted salute to the Marines with a cup of coffee offensive. Describing it as “latte-gate,” Maher showed the clip and said, “If this offends you that much, you should marry your teddy bear.” Maher’s guest, retired United States Marine Corps general and a former Commander […]

SNL skit gives Obama hilarious ‘pep talk’ about his future: It involves a purple suit, and it’s not pretty!

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President Obama was an easy target for Saturday Night Live writers as the show kicked off its 40th season.  “Weekend Update” hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che presented a pep talk to the “lame duck” commander in chief whose approval ratings are at an all-time low. “We just want to take a minute to say,’cheer up President Obama, because no matter […]