How the heck does a goof like this get hired in the first place?!
Day: August 1, 2017

If only every flight could start off so smoothly.
“It’s been a fight for myself to get my reputation back.”
“Back up off me.”
“We’re thrilled Carol is bringing her unique sensibilities to Netflix.”

U.S. District Court in Washington Chief Judge Royce C. Lamberth is congratulated after a ceremony where the title of chief judge for the U.S. District Court in Washington was passed from Judge Thomas F. Hogan to Lamberth, Thursday, May 1, 2008, at the federal courthouse in Washington. Lamberth, who was appointed by President Reagan in 1987, will settle grand jury disputes, preside over complex cases and manage courthouse operations. He also served as the top judge on the nation's secret intelligence court, which approved national security warrants following the 2001 terrorist attacks. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Yes, the judge ruled against them.

WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 4: Mary Rich, the mother of slain DNC staffer Seth Rich, gives a press conference in Bloomingdale on August 1, 2016. Seth Rich was gunned down in the DC neighborhood a month ago and the Rich's were imploring people for any information they may have about his killer. (Photo by Michael Robinson Chavez/The Washington Post via Getty Images)
“The retraction of this story is still being investigated internally…”
Expect controversy when you wear a MAGA hat.
“I’m sorry for saying things when I was not educated…”

Two young men with low-slung, baggy jeans walk in Trenton, N.J., Saturday, Sept. 15, 2007. Wearing your pants low enough to show your boxers or bare buttocks in a small town in Louisiana could get you six months in jail and a $500 fine and Trenton is considering a law, where a first bust for low-riding trousers could soon mean an assessment by a city worker on where your life is going. (AP Photo/Mel Evans)
“No one wants to see your underwear.”
“That’s the tip of the iceberg”

BANDERA, TX - APRIL 13: U.S. Border Patrol agents wait for their turn at a shooting contest on April 13, 2017 in Bandera, Texas. The gun competition was part of "Demo Day" events where participants at the annual Border Security Expo were able to test their skills, often with the latest weaponry. The annual border expo brings together government officials and private sector firms promoting new technology on sale for use on the U.S. southern border with Mexico. (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)
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