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Legendary singer, songwriter and actress Dolly Parton’s husband of 55 years, Carl Thomas Dean, was treated to one helluva surprise for his birthday this week.
On Tuesday, Dean, who’s Parton’s one and only husband, turned 79 years old and, as a gift to him, she decided to give him some, *cough*, “cream cheese!”
Watch, listen and learn:
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) July 20, 2021
“Hey! Today is July 20th. It’s my husband Carl’s birthday, and you’re probably wondering why I’m dressed like this. Well, it’s for my husband’s birthday. Remember sometime back, I said I was going to pose on Playboy magazine when I was 75? Well, I’m 75, and they don’t have a magazine anymore,” the clip begins with her saying.
Correct. Playboy ended its print run in the spring of 2020.
“But my husband always loved the original cover of Playboy, so I was trying to think of something to do to make him happy. He still thinks I’m a hot chick after 57 years, and I’m not gonna try to talk him out of that, and I hope he agrees. What do you think?” she adds.
She posed for the October 1978 edition of Playboy at the age of only 32. She and her husband reportedly started dating in 1964.
And she did pose in a Playboy Bunny outfit about 42 years ago, apparently. October 1978. No judgment here. Didn’t know the print Playboy stopped, news to me pic.twitter.com/GYG2eHU0Ky
— Jared Cowan (Kyouka Suigetsu Reviews) (@muichimotsu) July 20, 2021
The gentleman rabbit on the 1978 Dolly Parton Playboy shoot is creepy as hell. pic.twitter.com/MyFN0xsDh8
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) July 21, 2021
“Anyway, what I did for his birthday, I did a little photoshoot in this little outfit. See, remember this? I was kind of a little butterball in that one. Well, I’m string cheese now, but he’ll probably think I’m cream cheese. I hope,” Parton continues.
“Anyway. I’m going to surprise him, going in and singing to him in my little bunny suit. So what do you think? You think playboy ought to pay me for at least the photoshoot? I do!” she concludes.
As of Friday morning, the tweet boasted almost 300,000 likes and over 6,000 comments, many of them from men eager to remind her husband that he’s one “lucky son of a gun.”
Happy birthday Carl , you lucky lucky son of a gun 👍😁
— Logan (@XMEN_DOFP_Logan) July 20, 2021
Dolly,….. Carl is very lucky man i bet everyday is his Happy birthday been with you, you look great for your age & i wish you both lots of love & hugs from hull in the uk
— DJ BEAT💎 (@DJBEAT61) July 20, 2021
Very hot and sexy, lucky hubby 😍😘
— Paul Jones (@PaulJon11590576) July 22, 2021
That lucky guy !
— EM75 (@Spender75) July 21, 2021
Your hubby is a VERRRRRYYYYY lucky man
— Lesley Loughead (@Reddragon902) July 21, 2021
You are easily one of the most down-to-Earth, rational, wise, strong and kind ladies the world has ever seen.
Happy Birthday to your lucky husband, and please keep being you!
— RationalGrandpa (@RationalGranpa) July 21, 2021
Damn Im 78 and wish I could find a woman like you,and not just your looks! Your hubby a very lucky guy!
— Larry Schultz (@NYMIGUY) July 21, 2021
Your husband is a lucky man for what a wonderful woman you are on the inside. The exterior is just the cherry on the cake. Wishing you the best from LA.
— Steve Adams (@rugbyrn60) July 21, 2021
75 year old boobs still looking good! Carl is one lucky man, Happy Birthday!
— PAUL ROYBAL (@PARS917) July 21, 2021
Luckily for Dean, Parton’s an extraordinarily loyal woman. But she’s also one with a wickedly crude sense of humor.
For instance, in 2018 she made late-night TV host Jimmy Fallon and his whole audience burst into endless laughter with a joke about her husband.
It turns out Dean has a little crush on actress Jennifer Aniston and had envisioned one day having a threesome with her and his wife.
There was just one problem: “He can’t even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three,” Parton explained to Fallon, causing the entire studio to burst into laughter and him to collapse to the ground.
— Conservative News (@BIZPACReview) December 2, 2018
She popped back up in the spotlight again last October when she reportedly said she was considering appearing on the cover of Playboy for her 75th birthday.
But given that the magazine had already stopped producing its print version by then, it’s not clear what exactly she’d meant.
Regardless, she turned 75 on Jan. 19th of this year but apparently decided to wait till her husband’s 79th birthday to make her grand reappearance as a Playboy Bunny.
Not that he minded!
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