Comedy Central taped the Roast of Rob Lowe on Sunday but it was Ann Coulter who really got torched.
Hollywood libs couldn’t resist the two-for-one special, Fox News Entertainment reported.
They should have known better because, as usual, Coulter wound up getting the last laugh.
“Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself,” British comedian Jimmy Carr said, in perhaps the most brutal shot of the night.
But he was far from the only one to take a shot at Coulter.
Fox News Entertainment reported:
Ralph Macchio: “I respect you. You are the one female commentator who is not afraid to stand up … to take a leak.”
Nikki Glaser: “Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.”
Peyton Manning: “I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.”
Jewel: “As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”
David Spade: “Ann hopes the Republicans can hold onto the House so she can still haunt it.”
Peter Davidson: “If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?”
Jeffrey Ross: “How do I roast someone from hell? Ann, you are the only woman ever to sexually harass Roger Ailes.”
Then Coulter took the stage and for her entire 7-minute set the crowd booed.
“I am so overwhelmed with the love in this room,” she said. “As a right-wing hate-monger, it is fantastic to be at a big Hollywood shindig with all these glittering celebrities that isn’t a fundraiser for Obama.”
“There is nothing you can tell me to discourage me,” she continued. “My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.”
Coulter told Fox 411 earlier that she had never watched a roast before and just came to promote her book “In Trump We Trust,” which she was able to do.
Jokes on them.
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