Furious Jon Stewart responds to Tucker’s brutal mocking: ‘I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like’

Following Fox News host Tucker Carlson pointing out that an unhinged Jon Stewart not only looks homeless and demented but is “too short to date,” the comedian clapped back with a vulgar, angry response.

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Thursday night, during one of Carlson’s segments, the conservative tore into Stewart, “Around the end of the Obama administration, Jon Stewart disappeared, and you didn’t hear anything from him. He has resurfaced. He showed up in Washington, D.C. the other day, looking like a guy who lives in the men’s room at your public library, eating imaginary insects out of the air.”

“And he was there to get, for some reason, into a shouting match with the senior editor of Human Events called Jack Posobiec. It was all on tape. You should watch this. What’s really the most interesting part of it is not the policy debate, but Jon Stewart himself, he’s totally unrecognizable. He looks demented,” he added.

Stewart was screaming at Posobiec over the PACT Act which expands healthcare for military veterans exposed to toxins. The legislation passed this week.

“That’s Jon Stewart?” the Fox News host asked. “The famous Jon Stewart looks like a homeless mental patient. He’s shrieking and disheveled, and very short. Really short. Too short to date. Was he always that short? What happened, where’s he been the last seven years? If you know, let us know. We want answers.”

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Carlson’s comments evidently struck a nerve with Stewart and it didn’t take long for him to vent on Twitter over it. He took a slap at Carlson’s support for conservative Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán.

“Friends,” Stewart tweeted. “Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date… and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor [sic] Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.”

On Thursday, Orbán spoke at the Conservative Political Action Conference, where he received a standing ovation after declaring that marriage is “the union of one man and one woman.” His appearance caused leftists to have conniptions.

“Hungary shall protect the institution of marriage as the union of one man and one woman,” he proclaimed. “Family ties shall be based on marriage or the relationship between parent and children. To sum up, the mother is a woman, the father is a man and leave our kids alone. Full stop. End of discussion!”

Stewart and Carlson have gotten into it previously and there appears to be no love lost between the two of them.

In a 2004 episode of CNN’s Crossfire that Carlson co-hosted at the time, Stewart called him “a d*ck.”

Stewart mocked Carlson over wearing a bowtie during the segment.

“How old are you?” Stewart asked him as he prepped his attack.

“Thirty-five,” Carlson replied.

“And you wear a bow tie?” Stewart sneered. “Look, I’m not suggesting you aren’t a smart guy, because those things are not easy to tie. But the thing is, you’re doing theater when you should be doing debate. It’s not honest.”

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