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The president of the United States and leader of the free world needed an aide to tell him via a written note that there was schmootz on his chin.
The aide tried to inconspicuously inform President Joe Biden of the schmootz after the president had already spent an estimated 50 minutes at a virtual roundtable Friday with it glowing brightly on his chin like an orange beacon.
View a zoomed-in screenshot of the schmootz below:
But the effort to keep it on the down-low failed for two key reasons.
One, the aide needed to write the note in gigantic letters that were easily visible to media photographers.
“Sir, there is something on your chin,” the note clearly read.
President @JoeBiden holds a card handed to him by an aide that reads “Sir, there is something on your chin” while meeting with governors to discuss wildfire prevention on the White House Campus in Washington, Friday, July 30, 2021. (@AP Photo/Andrew Harnik) @POTUS @AP_Images pic.twitter.com/uvjgsmQtnU
— Andrew Harnik (@andyharnik) July 30, 2021
Second, right after reading the letter, the president promptly wiped the schmootz off his chin in dramatic fashion.
Meanwhile, Vice President Kamala Harris could be heard speaking in the background about the wildfires out west.
Watch and listen:
With this spectacular ordeal now over, many questions remain.
Question 1: What was the schmootz? Was it drool? Was it pumpkin pie? Was it sweet potatoes? Was it a literal corn pop (and not the Corn Pop from his past)?
Looks like half a Corn Pop
— Steve In TPA (@stevis2point0) July 30, 2021
The man was drooling
— Vinny Alcorta | CUBA LIBRE (@VinnyZootSuit) July 30, 2021
I think it’s a zit! 😲
— Jill (@jillcebrzynski) July 30, 2021
It was jello
— Hawaiibound (@sanfranfkncisco) July 30, 2021
Question 2: Did he just eat it!?
What ever it was…it looked like he ate it
— Bob H (@rjh144) July 30, 2021
And then he eats it.
— DDubs (@daway_5) July 31, 2021
Not surprised at all that @JoeBiden ate was in his chin…but shocked he didn’t eat the note the paper telling him so!
— DFSAddict (@DFSAddict) July 30, 2021
Biden ate dirt off his chin, said he wiped his butt, joked about drinking baby blood — all in one week
But at least no mean tweets!
— Jewish Deplorable (@TrumpJew2) July 30, 2021
Note what the latter Twitter user wrote about the president wiping his butt and joking about drinking baby blood. While an exaggeration, the tweet was based on reality.
While answering questions from reporters earlier in the week, the president quickly said something that sounded like “my butt’s been wiped.” It’s since been confirmed that wasn’t what he’d said, but it’d still sounded like he’d said that.
— Bo Snerdley (@BoSnerdley) July 26, 2021
As for drinking baby blood, he’d twice specifically accused Republicans of believing he sucks the blood of children.
During a CNN town hall, he said that the valid allegations from Republicans that Democrats bear some blame for the Jan. 6th riot at the U.S. Capitol are equivalent to conspiracy theories about him sucking the blood of children.
After returning to the White House following the town hall, he was then confronted by a reporter about the “defund the police” movement in the Democrat Party.
“That is not the Democrat Party’s position. I am the Democrat Party. I am the president. So is the speaker of the House, so is the majority leader. We are not defunding the police, and have not,” the president replied.
His point was that the Democrat Party’s top officials are against defunding the police, meaning the Democrat Party is by default also against it. The reporter pushed back on this dubious argument by asking about everybody else in the party.
“Are there people in the Democrat Party who want to who want to defund?” she asked.
In response, the president tossed out the blood-sucking accusation again.
“Are there people in the Republican party who think we’re sucking the blood out of kids?” he said.
— Conservative News (@BIZPACReview) July 22, 2021
Returning to the schmootz incident Friday, before media photographers released a photo of the note, many had also predicted what was written on it.
You got ice cream on your face. pic.twitter.com/BPar9UTtQM
— Deplorable Dan (@danritter93) July 30, 2021
Aside from the obvious…
“She’s almost done sir. Tapioca in 10. Nap in 15.” pic.twitter.com/xisk2o6duO
— Phineus T. Flootsnoot (@phineus_t) July 30, 2021
— cruzcintron (@cruzcintron) July 30, 2021
They’re out of the chicken noodle..u will have mushroom barley today
— dee (@fla_dee) July 30, 2021
Wipe your butt joe
— 🇺🇸COV🐶FEFE🏁 (@covfifi_Rachel) July 30, 2021
“Hey, bubby, you’ve still got vanilla ice cream on your chin.”
— The Charlie Variant (@PopCalledMeLad) July 30, 2021
That there’s egg on his face.
— I Might Be Donna (@Crypsis12) July 30, 2021
FYI, there’s been a whole lot of egg on Biden’s face, particularly in regard to the Trump coronavirus vaccine that he’d been so distrustful of last year.
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