Angry feminists are planning to march on Washington the day after President-elect Donald Trump is inaugurated and social media had some fun with it this weekend.
The Women’s March on Washington describes itself on its website as “the first step towards unifying our communities.”
Because the name “Women’s March” is incredibly unifying.
No rules for the march are listed on the event’s website, but social media was happy to provide some of their own.
Showers are the will of the patriarchy. Any woman who doesn’t smell of sweat, anger & dismay will be sent home. #RulesForWomensMarch
— Sam?Janney (@PolitiBunny) January 14, 2017
Be insanely critical of any man you come into contact with. Unless he’s dressed as a woman and peeing beside you.
— Leah the Boss (@LeahRBoss) January 14, 2017
Please, scream loudly for DC to stay out of your uterus and then demand they pay for your birth control..
— Rockin Robin (@greeneyes0084) January 14, 2017
#RulesForWomensMarch Stand in solidarity with your fellow women as you ruthlessly mock and deride Conservative women.
— andieiam (@andieiamwhoiam) January 14, 2017
Don’t forget your victim card. #RulesForWomensMarch
— LisetteInBlue (@bookgirl8) January 14, 2017
#RulesForWomensMarch Keep marching till you hit Europe thanks. Intersectionality is a nightmare.
— Annie James (@fkngbbyannz) January 14, 2017
— roswell2001 (@roswell2001) January 14, 2017
#RulesForWomensMarch pay for your own fucking birth control and abortions. I’m not responsible for your choices & I’m not funding murder.
— Kay PedophileSlayer (@KayMAGA1) January 14, 2017
Use the word “mansplaining” when you can’t defend your position. If that fails, just yell bigot, sexist etc. real loud #RulesForWomensMarch
— Woke Toddler ? (@WokeToddler) January 14, 2017
#RulesForWomensMarch Keep marching
North until you reach Canada & stay there.
— UncleJohny (@Metalbones59) January 14, 2017
You must state your gender pronoun before marching.
— Hillary For Prison (@1corrupthillary) January 14, 2017
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