‘I don’t like people who brag!’ Trump issues hilarious clarification about his rumored hole-in-one

Understanding the “fake news” media better than most, former President Donald Trump felt compelled to issue a statement on Monday confirming that he hit a hole-in-one over the weekend while playing a round of golf in Florida.

Trump, 75, said he was playing with pro golfers Ernie Els, Gene Sauers, Ken Duke and Mike Goodes at his Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, and that many people were asking about him shooting an ace — the 45th president modestly suggested that he came out on top for the day, as well.

“Many people are asking, so I’ll give it to you now, it is 100% true,” Trump said in the release.

“It took place … on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole,” he said. “These great tour players noticed it before I did because their eyes are slightly better, but on that one hole only, their swings weren’t. Anyway, there’s a lot of chatter about it, quite exciting, and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts. Playing with that group of wonderful, talented players was a lot of fun.”

Explaining that he was paired up with Els, going against the other three, Trump added, “I won’t tell you who won because I am a very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging — and I don’t like people who brag!”

Trump’s spokesman Taylor Budowich tweeted a video of the former president retrieving the ball from the cup after the magnificent shot.

“Look, it’s there,” Trump can be heard of the ball being in the cup. “Let’s get a picture, you don’t see that often.”


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