‘Let’s rip Brandon’: Camilla ‘hasn’t stopped talking about’ Biden emitting a little natural gas at climate summit: report

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President Joe Biden allegedly broke wind while speaking at the 2021 United Nations Climate Change Conference last week about reducing gas emissions.

The yet-unconfirmed rumor was supplied to the Daily Mail by a source who claimed on Sunday that Prince Charles’ wife, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, “hasn’t stopped talking about it” ever since she allegedly heard the U.S. president erupt in his pants.

“‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it,” the source said.

The president’s alleged buttocks blowout occurred as Camilla was making small talk with him during a reception Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery in Glasgow, the Daily Mail’s source claimed.

This isn’t the first time the president has been accused of being a booty bloviator.

During the 2020 election, what was described at the time by BuzzFeed as “a very wet fart” was heard as then-Democrat presidential candidate Biden was speaking with Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf.

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Neither Wolf nor Biden were willing to fess up following the interview.

“So what was the source of the fart noise? A leather chair? A mic rubbing against some fabric? Too many Fig Newtons? Wolf’s spokesperson didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment on the source of the sound,” BuzzFeed reported at the time.

“Reached for comment, a Biden aide told BuzzFeed News only, ‘Glad you’re putting resources into this important story.'”

To this day, the source of the “very wet fart”-sounding noise remains unknown, though at least there’s audio footage to corroborate the theory that Biden had perhaps blown his butt bugle.

At the time of his alleged rectal honk in 2020, Fox News’ Raymond Arroyo theorized that perhaps flatulence was his “solution to energy independence: natural gas.”

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Arroyo also suggested that, based on the alleged fart, the then-candidate choose California Rep. Eric Swalwell as his running mate.

Roughly six months before Biden spoke with Wolf, the California Democrat experienced his own #Fartgate moment when an “enormous fart” was heard on live television as he was speaking on MSNBC.

At the time, Swalwell outright denied being the anal culprit:

But like with the Tom Wolf interview, there’s audio footage that’s hard to deny. There is no such evidence to corroborate the claims shared with the Daily Mail.

Mockery has ensued nevertheless because only in grim fictional dystopias do grown adults not capitalize on opportunities to crack fart jokes.

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Conversely, outrage has erupted among Biden’s base of sycophants, who for the most part are the same people who spent four years mocking then-President Donald Trump over every little thing he did, even when he was doing nothing wrong or impolite.

To them, it’s suddenly “immature” and “disrespectful” to poke fun at a president who’s allegedly been accused by a member of the Royal Family of being a trouser tubist.

They’re equally angry at Camilla for allegedly speaking out about the president’s gassy ways:

Biden’s alleged bun blast comes amid accusations that he fell asleep during one of the opening speeches at the conference last Monday.

“The 78-year-old Biden – who warned military service members this summer that top Pentagon officials consider climate change to be the ‘greatest threat’ to America’s national security in the coming years – sat with his arms crossed, appearing to drift in and out of sleep,” Fox News reported.

His alleged nap — he may have simply been closing his eyes for a moment — provoked a clapback from his fiercest opponent, former President Trump.

“Even Biden couldn’t stand hearing so much about the Global Warming Hoax, the 7th biggest Hoax in America, followed closely behind by the 2020 Presidential Election Scam, Russia, Russia, Russia, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Impeachment Hoax #1, Impeachment Hoax #2 and, of course, the ‘No Collusion’ finding of the Mueller Report,” the former president declared in an email to supporters.

“Biden went to Europe saying Global Warming is his highest priority, and then promptly fell asleep, for all the world to see, at the Conference itself. Nobody that has true enthusiasm and belief in a subject will ever fall asleep!”

Vivek Saxena

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