The Women’s March has arisen as an anger-fueled rebuke to President Trump one year after his Inauguration.
While dozens of Democratic leaders skipped the Inauguration, just like many now are threatening to leave empty chairs at the State of the Union, they are rallying behind celebrities and activists as a statement of opposition.
Big and loud crowd from Women’s March outside the WH gates pic.twitter.com/H6w2w87L9L
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) January 20, 2018
Even as a government shutdown has thrown federal lawmakers and mainstream media outlets into hysteria, there is a bit of comic relief.
Women lined up for blocks and blocks, sipping warm pumpkin-spiced beverages, taking selfies with their iPhones, wearing pus*y hats, and practicing oppressed faces for the cameras.
With no further adieu, here are the eight unintentionally funny Women’s March signs.
1. Our worst nightmare?
As one commenter wrote, “I believe you.”
2. Don’t Tread on My V
A parody version of the Gadsden flag held on tea parties has a kitten-headed snake on a purple background. Nice head, by the way.
3. Talk about Orwellian
4. Vaginas are Voters, too
I think we all need an anatomy lesson after this.
5. Pussy Galore?
Bond references make a guest appearance. (By the way, these are the same people who lecture the president about his alleged “sh*thole” language.)
6. Don’t forget: White Women voted for Trump
That’s… awkward. #Unity
6. Grab Em by the Midterms
Now we get what this rally is all about: Getting Democrats elected.
7. Actual Stable Genius?
No longer president, guys. Or a woman.
8. I Wish my Uterus shot Bullets
The government regulates uteruses… but doesn’t regulate handguns? Really?
Donald Trump had a masterclass troll of the women’s marchers, even despite all their angry signs.
“Beautiful weather all over our great country, a perfect day for all Women to March,” Trump wrote. “Get out there now to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that has taken place over the last 12 months. Lowest female unemployment in 18 years!”
Do the Women’s March activists have a sign for that?
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