Real witches, or the slightly mentally unbalanced folks who self-identify as witches, gathered across the country on Friday to cast a spell designed to try to remove President Trump from office.
And they are pledging to do so on each crescent moon, once a month or so, until it’s successful.
Yep, this is apparently a “thing.” Even singer Lana Del Rey supports the effort.
There’s even a Facebook group called Mass Spell to Bind Donald Trump Feb. 24th that includes spell materials and procedures, and it has over 11,000 likes!
Here’s the basics of the spell, according to the Facebook page:
The witches call in spirits and “demons of the infernal realms,” asking them to “bind” Donald J. Trump and make him “fail utterly, that he may do no harm.” The incantation also calls on spirits to do the same to “all those who enable his wickedness and those whose mouths speak his poisonous lies” and “bind them in chains, bind their tongues, bind their works, bind their wickedness.” The end of the spell involves blowing out an orange candle and “visualizing Trump blowing apart into dust or ash.”
Honestly, given their less than heavenly proclivities, the real story here might be the fact that every sore-loser liberal hasn’t turned to this.
Oh well, just give it time!
Bet the witches didn’t count on this though…
Witches Cursing Trump, hear ye this, I break all your curses worldwide in Jesus Christ's Holy Name. I bind every evil demon dispatched
— Elijah Josef (@elijah_josef) February 25, 2017
In the name of Jesus I bind every curse on Trump or anyone who wants the will of God. May your curses be turned against you, witches.
— Dear God Help Us 2021 (@LupeColon) February 25, 2017
So did the witches succesfully bind Trump yesterday?
— Andy Ruız (@capitanandi) February 26, 2017
Um, nope, but nice try!
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