For sale to the highest bidder: Hillary Clinton‘s “Black Soul.”
Yep, enterprising eBayer hajismojo says the former secretary of state’s soul is “unopened, unused, and unfortunately non-working.”
But, hajismojo adds, “Although many times souls are exchanged with the devil for favors or other worldly items, even lucifer said this one was a bit too evil for him so it is going to have to go for cold hard cash. Comes with a free pass from the FBI and DOJ.”
The good news, according to the seller, the soul is very “flexible for its age as it likes to be used to cover things up or be covered up itself. Recently gained strength through the consumption of others poorer souls such as Bernie Sander, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Tim Kaine and Richard Hanna to name a few.”
As of Thursday afternoon, the highest bid was $15.50. Bidding started at $10. The auction ends shortly after 5 p.m. on Aug. 12.
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