Massie gets his panties in a bunch over newly launched WH ‘Only Farms’ site

Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) has a problem with a cheeky new White House website name.

President Donald Trump’s administration hasn’t been shy about doing whatever it wants, regardless of what critics might think of their behavior. That streak continued on Friday with the launch of OnlyFarms.gov, a vanity URL that links back to the Agriculture page of the official White House website. The launch came with a clever ad that mimics the font of the infamous “OnlyFans” site, where users can purchase pay-per-view content, which is generally X-rated, pornographic material.

Look:

Curious how American farmers are benefiting right now — or exactly how much each state has saved?

https://t.co/qpdbi6y2Lo pic.twitter.com/x2fEVvmFjQ

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026

Massie shared the post Saturday morning, displeased by the obvious reference.

Look:

Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL. https://t.co/2BwY6po0SV

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 28, 2026

“Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL,” the lawmaker wrote.

He also replied to the post, mentioning the Epstein files and asking whether the administration can arrest his “co-conspirators instead of riffing on a porn site.”

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Can you arrest Epstein’s co-conspirators instead of riffing on a porn site ?

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 28, 2026

He also shared another post pointing out the ratio of likes on the original post to his Epstein response, declaring “Decency will prevail.”

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Decency will prevail. https://t.co/2BwY6po0SV pic.twitter.com/9jk63tUEyn

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 29, 2026

X responses were mixed:

Get a life.

— TheFOO (@PolitiBunny) March 28, 2026

This entire government is a sick parody of a functional Constitutional republic. For most, we’re well past the point where it’s funny.

— ☦︎ (@truthab0veall) March 28, 2026

Why not cornhub?

— Gabor Gurbacs (@gaborgurbacs) March 28, 2026

I had a good laugh, but them actually making it a thing is just…

— (@LibertarianG0th) March 29, 2026

This is an extremely rare L for you Thomas, for not realizing @WhiteHouse is a parody account.

— Chance Glasco Gamescom Latam (@ChanceGlasco) March 28, 2026

No you can’t grow soy. Why? Because Trump said so pic.twitter.com/wKUtWnyH8b

— BigBen – BigBenBuilds – 1.618 (@BetterBen33) March 27, 2026

Are you high? The farmers are dealing with enormous, simultaneous diesel and fertilizer supply and price shocks of your making.

— Whitney Baker (@TotemMacro) March 28, 2026

It’s likely that this was a move to get people talking about Trump’s work on the agricultural front, and it appears to have been incredibly successful based on the response.

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