A snaky way to solve a busted border crisis

Op-ed views and opinions expressed are solely those of the author.

Texas is awash with tens of thousands of illegal immigrants pouring into that state weekly while at the same time Florida is being flooded with ravenous giant phytons slithering through the Everglades snacking on tourists and their pets.

Texas is pleading with the federal government to enforce the country’s immigration laws and stop the flow of illegal aliens invading this country across the southern border to no avail. At the same time Florida has been futilely battling the invasive breed of Burmese python snakes that are taking over the Everglades devouring everything in sight.

The illegals crossing the Ro Grande into Texas are destroying the local habitat as well as damaging private property, terrorizing citizens, and overburdening social services ranging from hospitals and schools to shelters and charitable organizations. In Florida the hungry pythons are gobbling up everything from deer and local pets to tourists and Buicks.

The pathetic Joe Biden says the southern border is secure because his useless Secretary of Homeland Security Secretary, the addled Alejandro Mayorkas, and equally clueless border czar, VP Kamala Harris tell him it is.

In Florida the snakes are multiplying so fast that the Florida Fish & Wildlife Commission invite the public to come down there and kill them awarding cash prizes for the longest, fattest, etc. Meanwhile Texans are shipping the illegals to blue states so Democrats in those places can share in their over-abundance of diversity.

Here’s a simple solution that may help both states solve their respective problems.

Simply ship the pythons to Texas and release them into the Rio Grande River. Once the illegals observe one of these mammoth reptiles swallowing a gun-toting drug cartel cayote or one of their pals in a single gulp it might serve as a deterrent, persuading those watching to quickly change course and skedaddle back home.

Earlier this week Texas Governor Greg Abbott said his objective is to make Texas the least attractive place for illegals to come to. The Rio Grande full of huge slithering pythons would go a long way toward  accomplishing that goal.

Snake problem solved and illegal alien problem solved. You’re welcome.


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