Gutfeld goes off on NYC councilwoman who urged folks not call 911: ‘Guess who called the cops yesterday?’

While each side of the political aisle can be at times accused of the same brand of dishonesty, hypocrisy seems unequivocally more rampant in the left wing of America’s two major political parties, especially when it comes to matters of crime, punishment, and the 2nd Amendment.

(Video: Fox News)

Fox News’ late-night snarky mastermind, Greg Gutfeld, who continues to make the likes of Kimmel, Fallon and Colbert his playthings when it comes to ratings, pointed to the glaring dichotomy of Democrat leaders who unsurprisingly don’t practice what they preach.

Customarily, the host says it best, as he did Thursday when calling out New York City Councilwoman Tiffany Caban and those in her employ.

“Days before a ghoul stabbed a veteran EMT worker to death, Cabán released a public safety guide urging merchants to call 3-1-1, not 9-1-1, to seek mental health services and engage in community mediation, rather than call the cops. That’ll work, ‘3-1-1 what’s your emergency? Yeah, my store is being bum-rushed by 100 juvenile delinquents, and they’re destroying the place, could you get a psychologist out here to talk to them pronto?’ They advise merchants to give the person causing harm the chance to correct their behavior. Say, ‘no’, ‘stop’, or ‘that is not okay.'”

He quipped, “So you’re supposed to say the same thing to a guy robbing you at gunpoint as a girl says to a guy trying to get to second base on a first date. You’d be better off offering him a Cinnabon and a handjob. Oddly, they do go together. The guide also suggests asking the attacker if you guys went to high school together. Yes, please stop stabbing for a second, so I get my high school yearbook, I think you sat behind me in history. Now, you think someone this nuts would know that you can’t reason with crazy people? But that’s her suggestion, rather than calling the cops.”

And here lands the grenade of irony:

“Well, guess who called the cops yesterday? Tiffany Cabán, and now she claims she didn’t call 9-1-1, probably because she forgot the number. But after receiving threatening phone calls likely over her bad ideas, she or her staff contacted the authorities.”

Gutfeld explicated, “Now, make no mistake, the threats to her are bad. As my mother often said, ‘an eye for an eye doesn’t work, especially when you’re dealing with a person who’s already blind as —-.’ You know, my mother had a mouth on her, but she was right. Now people are getting murdered, robbed and raped, and she’s out offering brochures. And then she gets a threat, and now she’s the victim, so she calls the cops, something she doesn’t want for you, because if you call them, it’s proof that the cops are 100% necessary in this f— up world that people who think like her had created in the first place.”

“Man, if this isn’t irony defined, you know, I wonder how that call went. ’54th Precinct Sergeant Jones speaking. You’ll never guess who this is. It’s, it’s Councilwoman Tiffany. Hello? Hello?’ True, it appears the only justice that she’s a part of is poetic. Now I’m willing to bet she didn’t reference that guide when these threats came through. Which is a shame. I mean, how would they know threatening people is bad if she didn’t tell them it’s not okay? I bet you didn’t seek out a mental health pro either or even give the callers a chance to correct their behavior or just hang up. I bet you didn’t call 3-1-1 either because they would tell her to call the cops.”

“So this is a pisser, she tells victims who, unlike her, are face to face with actual physical threats not to call the cops, but that’s what she or her staff did with voicemails? Honestly, who dresses this dumb broad in the morning and packs her Wonder Woman lunchbox?”

Gutfeld wasn’t done.

“So why are so many women in power ignoring women in peril? It seems murder victims only matter if the perp used the wrong pronoun. But when you look at the crime stats, male-on-female violence numbers are far outweighing the reverse, and it’s getting worse, especially with rape. And yet, where is AOC or her progressive ilk? You know, they will gladly tell you about the threats against their lives, the online hate, the voicemails, and who can forget AOC narrowly escaping death when a bunch of white people with the average age of 55 came within a half mile of her office on one day?”

“They want to sic the feds on the people when their feelings are hurt, but when it comes to protecting other women from real physical harm, they don’t give a damn. When one woman got viciously beaten by a psychopath in Caban’s burrow, she tweeted ‘subway violence is a one-in-a-million event.’ She literally turned a victim into a statistic and an incorrect one by far,” Gutfeld contended.

“Here’s a real stat. Serious crimes rose 35.6% over last summer’s recent highs. That’s incredible. But that stat doesn’t matter because it’s probably racist. I mean, violence against women can’t matter if the perpetrator can also claim some form of victimhood. Unless it happens to her, of course, on email, social media or by phone. And so now there are more minority victims, thanks to Democrats and it’s left-wing women who champion it, like their lives didn’t depend on it.”

Gutfeld concluded, “So good luck on the subway, girls. The next time you’re attacked by a knife-wielding thug, just ask who they had for gym class.”

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