Alyssa Milano’s new plan to oust Trump requires a daily commitment of seven minutes
Screen capture … Alyssa Milano … Credit: Ruptly

There’s a whole new strategy afoot for overthrowing the Trump regime, courtesy of resistance queen Alyssa Milano. The TDS is strong with this one, but as she is declaring to her army of Twitter followers, “We’re stronger together.”

The best part of the new plan is that participants can carry it all out in their pajamas in the comfort of their own home.

In short, we’re talking about getting up out of bed and chanting this mantra for seven minutes: “Believe in believing. The impossible is possible. We’d like to create a changing of the guard.”

Milano also instructs that this must be done on your back in a Yoga pose called Shavasana, or in a Corpse position.

Yes, it’s a lot to ask, but “manifesting a change of guard in Washington” is not easy, they say.

The assault on reality is already beginning this morning, Monday, December 23 …

It’s unclear how this bold new approach came to be exactly, but perhaps the queen was looking into her magic mirror and was advised to avoid the poison apple approach and to instead go the mental route … or something like that.

Lest we be lulled into thinking Milano is mellowing into a zen-like state of mind-over-matter, just days ago, she appeared at a pre-impeachment rally in Los Angeles where she fired up the crowd by crying out, “Hello snowflakes! … I’m premenopausal and I’m angry!” She hollered about “speaking truth to power,” among other ways that needed to be continued to take down the elected President of the United States.

It’s worth mentioning that disgraced sex degenerate and ex-U.S. Rep. Katie Hill was also at that impeachment rally exhorting attendees to “impeach the m—-erf—r”

Milano’s loyal, liberal subjects are also believed to still be in the midst of a sex strike aimed at quashing Georgia’s pro-life law that bans abortions after six weeks, when a fetal heartbeat is detected. So the sacrifice of seven minutes in the morning to chant to the Beltway Swamp gods is just another small ask of her faithful.

Victor Rantala


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