Given the state of today’s Democratic Party, where members wear thigh-high boots and mini-dresses on the floor of the U.S. Senate, it would be only fitting if Pelosi and Co. select a rapper to offer their rebuttal to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address.
Not that we know when the address will be.
But if that day ever arrives, and with Speaker Nancy Pelosi controlling the date, who knows how long the queen of petty will hold it over Trump’s head, Cardi B said that she’s willing to give the Democrats’ response.
Of course, given the recording artist’s level of discourse on her Twitter feed, not only will Cardi B need someone to write it for her, she’ll have to ask them to use very elementary words.
And networks will have to be quick-draw fast on bleeping the vulgarity that flows freely from her sewer mouth — she gives detailed explanations of her “deep throat” fellatio skills on social media.
The possibility of Cardi B being the chosen one was presented by “The Late Show” host Stephen Colbert, who must be looking to shore up his bona fides with the hip crowd.
I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let @iamcardib give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 24, 2019
The liberal late night talk show host’s effort succeeded in drawing a response from the no-class rapper:
“why not …I get straight to the point Government shutdown over.”
😂😂😂🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️why not …I get straight to the point .Government shutdown over 🎉🎉🎉🎉 https://t.co/HwcNU5LEqy
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 25, 2019
The last time we checked in with Cardi B, she was engaged in a Twitter feud with conservative pundit Tomi Lahren over a pair of Instagram Live videos the rapper did to align with Democrats in bashing all things Trump.
Cardi B, born Belcalis Almanzar, was offering her severely limited grasp on the government shutdown.
Here’s a sampling of her wares:
“I know that not a lot of y’all don’t care because y’all don’t work for the government or y’all probably don’t have a job, but this sh*t is really f–king serious, bro. This sh*t is crazy. Our country is in a hell hole right now all for a f–king wall.”
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 17, 2019
Like another Bronx dimwit we know, Almanzar is from the same hood as attention-loving socialist Rep. Alexander Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y.
Here’s a taste of Cardi B’s contribution to society:
— Sy Hermosa (@shesothikk) January 25, 2019
And her impact on young people:
— Mahogany Mamí (@RavynMC) January 20, 2019
Yet, the left is more than ready to elect Cardi B president:
Yes, President cardi B
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) January 25, 2019
You runnin? pic.twitter.com/v8xwK1buHj
— Kayla Carlile Art (@kaylacarlileart) January 25, 2019
Yes, and President Cardi B is taking those Ivanka lookalikes for a walk. pic.twitter.com/4e3ZQJOPYD
— 🏝Kim (@kim) January 26, 2019
Are you running for president?
— MeganforMayor (@MeganforM) January 25, 2019
The reaction to the fiasco was summed up in a single tweet: “And this is whats wrong with America.”
And this is whats wrong with America 😂
— Graz (@tgraz1985) January 26, 2019
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