Ask and you shall receive.
And sometimes you don’t even need to ask as USA Today found out when it tweeted that Hillary Clinton is still deciding on a title for her upcoming memoir, due out this fall.
Hillary Clinton is still deciding on a title for her new memoir. https://t.co/k5Xe6kufM5
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) June 2, 2017
Creative conservatives were quick to help out.
How about “Cheaters never prosper”
or
“American voters are smarter than I thought”
or
“Drat those Deplorables”— Kevin Flynn (@OregonFlynn) June 2, 2017
How about “I was rejected and it’s everyone else’s fault”
— mark gab.ai (@vidiotfl) June 2, 2017
“325 People and Organizations That Caused Me To Lose the Election”
— Roy (@RoyHamilton7) June 2, 2017
From finger-pointing, misogyny, and blame-shifting, Clinton’s greatest hits were rolled out as suggestions for titles and cover art were shared on Twitter.
How I Lost the Election. Volume II. #HillaryMemoirTitles
— jtc316 (@Yarmouth22) June 2, 2017
No One Likes Me.
— Christie (@RepRepublic) June 2, 2017
The former Secretary of State and Democratic presidential nominee complained that the process of writing the book, which she was not presumably forced to write, was a “painful experience.”
“It’s, as I say, proven to be an extraordinary, very personally meaningful but painful experience,” she said Thursday at an annual publishing industry gathering, BookExpo America. “It really is painful.”
At least she will not have to struggle over the choice of a title, as there were some impressive choices poured out on Twitter.
Benghazi and a Bathroom Server: How I Married Up and Pissed It Away
— Paul Jakubowski (@Paul_J9) June 2, 2017
Close, But No Cigar (A Clinton Story)
— Ramani (@Ramani33_) June 2, 2017
“Schlonged”
— DeeBird (@DwbirdDee) June 2, 2017
50 Points Ahead – In My Mind, Forever #HillaryMemoirTitles https://t.co/9rDI6zQh2I
— Rick Canton (@RickCanton) June 2, 2017
“Like with a cloth?”
— Roy Nouis (@RoyNouis) June 2, 2017
Perhaps “I came, I lost, it’s your fault”
Or, “It wasn’t me, it was the DNC”
Or, “If I killed. Seth Rich”— Jack Steyr (@JSteyr) June 2, 2017
‘How to Make Enemies and Alienate People’
— Thomas Garcia (@tomgarseeya) June 2, 2017
How about, “It takes a Village to lose a Presidential Race”?
— Chris Wolfe (@ChrisWo37352816) June 2, 2017
“It Was My Turn, Damn It”
— Doug (@dougGoldammer) June 2, 2017
@HillaryClinton book titles: “The Wrong Stuff.” #HillaryClintonBookTitles
— Robert Wheeler (@robb_wheeler) June 2, 2017
Splintered: One Woman’s Attempt to Shatter the Glass Ceiling.
— agee bee (@Agee_Bee) June 2, 2017
“The Crying Game”!
— Chris Wolfe (@ChrisWo37352816) June 2, 2017
How about, “Dreams from my Server”?
— Foximilian Sandwich (@FoxSandwich) June 2, 2017
From pantsuits to prison …
— Jon Nova (@itsjonnova) June 2, 2017
“Detached from Reality – My Walk in the Woods”
— Jamie Tooker (@jamietooker) June 2, 2017
“My life as a Nothing Burger”
— Chris Kutzler (@CKphilly500) June 2, 2017
50 Shades of Blamehttps://t.co/tZGZpLZK7H
— CaliGirl ?? (@USA1stAlways) June 2, 2017
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