Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker posted a simple tweet Sunday in recognition of the Memorial Day weekend, but, alas, nothing is simple when it comes to politics.
The post featured a photo of some chicken, beef and vegetable kebabs on a grill, along with the caption: “Grilling out!!!”
Grilling out!!! pic.twitter.com/gElUPZJlBk
— Scott Walker (@ScottWalker) May 29, 2017
And with that, social media users with too much time on their hands and too much cynicism in their hearts went to work skewering the Republican governor, critiquing his barbecuing skills and techniques.
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Many of the responses came close to being funny, if not for being so darn petty… here’s a sampling from Twitter, to include a few sad attempts to politicize a cook out!
@ScottWalker Salt, Pepper, a little olive oil. If you cant handle the basics step away from the grill.
— Adam Blas (@Adam_Blas) May 29, 2017
@ScottWalker Not marinated. Not seasoned. Onions cooking as long as chicken. This screams “Norovirus!!!” Were you raised by wolves?
— Mrs J (@MrsJavi1) May 29, 2017
@ScottWalker scott do you somehow hate flavor even more than you hate unions?
— Eric Brown ? (@ericbrownzzz) May 29, 2017
no no @ScottWalker people want you to eat shit not eat like shit
— ☹️️ (@andymoney69) May 29, 2017
@ScottWalker Uh, you got beef & chicken on the same skewers. One of those is gonna get overcooked.
— Coliseum Sewage (@ColiseumSewage) May 29, 2017
@ClueHeywood @ScottWalker His skewer diversification sucks. Just randomly has yellow squash on a couple. Also like his “oh-shit-I-still-have-chicken-left” half skewer pic.twitter.com/Y8b3slfZQ5
— LombardiParti (@LombardiParti) May 29, 2017
@ScottWalker Good lord, it’s clear that you’re either very drunk, or that you hate your guests, or both.
— Adam Trotter (@astrotter) May 29, 2017
Don't eat at @ScottWalker's house.
Don't buy what he's selling on healthcare or #Medicaid.
A picture's worth a thousand words.
Look at this. https://t.co/A39rVGwQTN— Victoria Brownworth (@VABVOX) May 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheTomasRios/status/869014794090811392
You can count how many granules of pepper are in this picture https://t.co/FRE37QWCHV
— I'm Tired (@AJThaJuiceman) May 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/samuelharden/status/869039735876055040
These are the worst looking kebabs I've ever seen, first of all https://t.co/Jn9JEDKK87
— logo, uncool zoned dad (@logophobe) May 29, 2017
Others just took advantage of the opportunity to brag on their own barbecuing prowess:
@seetalms @FiedlerPete @Adam_Blas @ScottWalker pic.twitter.com/mVhKfVfafB
— Nearsighted Girl (@christysalmonso) May 29, 2017
@ScottWalker This is what real fucking kebabs look like pic.twitter.com/bwdmfT1S4o
— Post-Truthpaste (@SamJewbs) May 29, 2017
@AskRubenHow2Bet @UrbnHandicapper pic.twitter.com/wlMpzQxIZN
— Eddie Hernandez (@EddieRoyce23) May 29, 2017
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