‘The teacher is shady. The kids are insane’: Sassy 2-yr-old drama queen vents about first day of preschool

And you thought your Mondays were tough.

Two year-old Mila weighed in on her first day of preschool with a mini rant that would make a diva proud.

The little drama queen in a pink princess gown settled in on her couch with a bag of popcorn and proceeded to unload in a one-minute video that has won hearts on social media.

“My mom had some news for me, she signed me up for preschool. I told her I want to go to law school,” the sassy toddler began. “She was like, ‘No Mila, you’re only two.'”

Though the cropped segments and interesting vocabulary might raise some questions about whether the video was natural or scripted, there’s no question little Mila has personality.

The school left her “shook,” Mila shared dramatically.

“The teacher is shady. The kids are insane,” she said, describing the chaos of kids “throwing staplers” and “pooping everywhere!”

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“I walk in and I’m like…” Mila said, diva hand in the air and delivering the perfect eye roll. “But I’m still alive,” she added, with a serious hand to her heart.

And then there was Dave.

“The teacher is like, ‘Dave, we don’t pee on our friends,'” she recounts. “So now Dave is triggered, chases her with scissors.”

Apparently none of Mila’s peers could meet her exacting standards, and she needed to take control of the situation.

“It was a mess,” she explained. “I had to do something!”

A quick edit landed Mila with a new snack and a closing line.

“So I yelled nap time,” she said. “Checkmate!”

Twitter users melted, not questioning how the video came about but cheering on the little viral sensation.

One creative viewer even had some fun with the video, making an interactive version that got its own applause.

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