And you thought your Mondays were tough.
Two year-old Mila weighed in on her first day of preschool with a mini rant that would make a diva proud.
The little drama queen in a pink princess gown settled in on her couch with a bag of popcorn and proceeded to unload in a one-minute video that has won hearts on social media.
“My mom had some news for me, she signed me up for preschool. I told her I want to go to law school,” the sassy toddler began. “She was like, ‘No Mila, you’re only two.'”
Though the cropped segments and interesting vocabulary might raise some questions about whether the video was natural or scripted, there’s no question little Mila has personality.
The school left her “shook,” Mila shared dramatically.
“The teacher is shady. The kids are insane,” she said, describing the chaos of kids “throwing staplers” and “pooping everywhere!”
“I walk in and I’m like…” Mila said, diva hand in the air and delivering the perfect eye roll. “But I’m still alive,” she added, with a serious hand to her heart.
And then there was Dave.
“The teacher is like, ‘Dave, we don’t pee on our friends,'” she recounts. “So now Dave is triggered, chases her with scissors.”
Apparently none of Mila’s peers could meet her exacting standards, and she needed to take control of the situation.
“It was a mess,” she explained. “I had to do something!”
A quick edit landed Mila with a new snack and a closing line.
“So I yelled nap time,” she said. “Checkmate!”
Twitter users melted, not questioning how the video came about but cheering on the little viral sensation.
“Dave, we don’t pee on our friends.” Seems like solid life advice right there.
— Alia Ishida (@thatdogoverther) August 15, 2017
This is the most astonishing intelligent child. I absolutely LOVE her.
— Left Fork (@talespin22) August 15, 2017
One creative viewer even had some fun with the video, making an interactive version that got its own applause.
Y’all I literally can’t stop laughing at this.
Who did this?!! #Checkmate pic.twitter.com/iXs3mx0CmP
— Brittany Packnett (@MsPackyetti) August 15, 2017
BRILLIANT!!!
— [email protected] (@boyatthebarre) August 15, 2017
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How is she only 2?! She has life figured out better than I do.
— Meg Bee ?? (@oneretrocupcake) August 15, 2017
What were these parents even thinking!#*?…….she should definitely go straight to law school. ?
— Rachel (@Legal_BeagleEsq) August 15, 2017
The kid does not need to go to school. she’s a born actress. give her an award. too poised
— TheFlipSide (@ReggieTwit2010) August 15, 2017
Girl. I’ve watched this 4 times in 15 min.
— Domonique M. Hollins (@domonique0198) August 15, 2017
I can’t stop laughing!!!!!! Her facial features are so spot on it is hilarious.
— Reclaiming My Time (@Mohjo09) August 15, 2017
“So now Dave is triggered…” ? Dead right now!! ?
— Pamela (@billzgirl777) August 15, 2017
“now Dave is triggered” ?
— Jules (@SaltyCorpse) August 15, 2017
I’m obsessed with “Daaaaave we don’t pee on our friends”
— Danielle Haynes. (@UsernameShame) August 15, 2017
Yes Mila, yes! Checkmate.
— Alisa Duncan (@alisajduncan) August 15, 2017
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