Feel like you’re lacking? Women aren’t impressed by what you’re packing? Well you’re in luck, Chuck.
Fillers are no longer just for Instagram-worthy lips, as men line up to get their phalluses plumped with hyaluronic acid-based injections. Dudes are going crazy for the willy-widening surgery, with fans like 25-year-old Carlos M. telling New York Post that it now feels “like I’m holding a baseball bat.”
Now this isn’t exactly ground-breaking stuff. You may have already known that such procedures exist, even if they aren’t your cup of tea. But as societal interest in body augmentation rises, so too has male desire to enlarge their own assets.
In fact, some patients have declared their own manhood was up to two inches larger than when they walked into the office that morning. Such changes have come with an increase in confidence for those plagued by inadequacy.
Even gay porn star Ray Dexter has taken advantage of the cosmetic procedure, though it’s unclear if he can mark it down as a business expense.
“I think it had a positive effect on my career,” he crowed after receiving several treatments over the years.
Dr. Chris Bustamante, the founder of Lushful Aesthetics which performs cosmetic procedures including penis fillers, commented on the recent boom.
“This is all the rage right now. This procedure is just starting to come to light,” he explained. “A lot of people don’t even know this really exists.”
The results aren’t permanent, however, as the body will naturally metabolize the hyaluronic acid over time. This means that in order to keep your new and improved tallywhacker, one is required to perform regular maintenance.
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