Why Prince Harry, a man who claims to crave nothing but privacy, would write a book that details his first sexual encounter is beyond anyone’s guess, but someone should have told the Royal victim that if he’s going to spin a yarn about losing his virginity, he should make sure it’s one a celebrity actor can’t debunk during a casual interview with the British press.
And if he wants to avoid scrutiny, Harry should also be advised against making the encounter sound like a hand-written letter to Penthouse’s editors written by the light of a flashlight from under the covers of a twin-sized bed.
According to actor Rupert Everett, Harry is “deranged” and worthy of sympathy.
Turns out, he knows the unnamed older woman who de-frocked the 17-year-old Harry, and the Prince’s account in his memoir, “Spare,” doesn’t pass the smell test.
British beauty Elizabeth Hurley addresses rumor she took Prince Harry’s virginity https://t.co/HqBmhZ60fm pic.twitter.com/jZrti3pQiC
— Conservative News (@BIZPACReview) December 19, 2022
As Harry recalls the encounter, he was a “young stallion” who first had sex “in a grassy field behind a busy pub.”
“Inglorious episode, with an older woman,” Harry wrote, according to Fox News Digital. “She liked horses, quite a lot, and treated me not unlike a young stallion.”
“Quick ride, after which she’d smacked my rump and sent me off to graze,” he continued. “Among the many things about it that were wrong: It happened in a grassy field behind a busy pub. Obviously, someone had seen us.”
No, said Everett. No, it didn’t.
“I know who the woman he lost his virginity to is. And it wasn’t behind a pub. And it wasn’t in this country,” the actor told The Telegraph. “I’m just putting it out there that I know.”
Now, why Everett felt the need to “put it out there” is, again, a mystery, but he says that, after reading “Spare,” he feels “very sad” for the much-maligned, often-mocked Prince.
“It’s made me change my view,” he told The Telegraph. “I was angry before, and now I just feel very sad — sad for Harry. I felt so sympathetic towards him for years and I still do now.”
If we’re being honest, watching Prince Harry dig cavernous holes for himself, again and again, is becoming a painful pastime.
The Netflix special he recently did with his polarizing wife, Meghan Markle, turned viewers — who apparently really love to hate the Duke and Duchess of Sussex — inside-out with its many cringeworthy moments.
Finally, everyone agrees! Harry & Meghan special is a total disaster. But one cringe moment takes the cake! https://t.co/KXHbDtofNa pic.twitter.com/LgHstv2VR4
— Conservative News (@BIZPACReview) December 10, 2022
When he wrote about his experimentations with psychedelics and cocaine in “Spare,” he managed to jeopardize his U.S. visa.
Prince Harry’s admission of illicit drug use in whiny new book could have put his US visa at risk: report https://t.co/w6VHG3Nhxu pic.twitter.com/0IwuHHGU3s
— Conservative News (@BIZPACReview) January 9, 2023
And, when he wrote that he killed 25 Taliban soldiers while serving in the Royal Army during the Afghan war, both the U.K. military and the Taliban pounced on his claims.
“Honestly! As someone who has put his foot in it quite a bit, I feel particularly bad for him about the Taliban thing,” Everett said. “That changed everything and loses him the one group that still loved him.”
“I think he’s deranged,” Everett stated. “Although, of course, nobody is giving him good advice.”
Here’s some good advice, Harry: Shhhhhhh.
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