Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson was dragged on Twitter for taking all the fun and magic out of Christmas once again just as he does every year by delivering a leftist science lesson on Christmas Eve, trying to crush the dreams of children everywhere by proving Santa’s visit is an impossibility.
“After extensive research, I’ve concluded that for Santa to deliver presents to the billions of homes that celebrate Christmas, and to do so in one continuous night across 24 time zones, he & his reindeer must open wormholes through the fabric of spacetime between each delivery,” Tyson tweeted.
After attempting to dash the dreams of millions of tykes, he went on to tell the kiddies just how many homes per second Santa would have to visit in order to reach every family who celebrated Christmas.
“In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second,” he wrote.
.@elonmusk Ban him https://t.co/DAuKRyGDAX
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) December 25, 2022
In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 24, 2022
One Twitter user proclaimed that the tweet “Wins for the most unfun Christmas tweet of all time.”
“Got the same 24 hours Santa got and using your time to tweet this smh,” another said hammering Tyson for his atheistic views.
Then he tried to make a justification for saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.”
“Just to affirm that whoever says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, is using a word that etymologically derives from ‘Holy Days,’” he disingenuously stated.
Just to affirm that whoever says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, is using a word that etymologically derives from “Holy Days”.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 24, 2022
Tyson has been trying to kill off Christmas for years. In 2021, his tweets surrounding the celebration of the birth of Christ and the impending visit by Santa were just as bad.
He argued that Santa could not live at the North Pole, “Since the Northern Arctic is just ocean, Santa’s North Pole workshop has only ever existed on a floating sheet of ice. Images that portray Santa’s workshop with pine trees and snow-capped hills on the horizon are geographically underinfomred.”
Since the Northern Arctic is just ocean, Santa’s North Pole workshop has only ever existed on a floating sheet of ice.
Images that portray Santa’s workshop with pine trees and snow-capped hills on the horizon are geographically underinfomred. pic.twitter.com/zyGpAPfMAt
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 24, 2021
He also knocked Santa Claus for being overweight, going that extra step to suck all the fun out of the holiday.
“If people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table instead of milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner,” he remarked.
If people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table instead of milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner. pic.twitter.com/HBIsNmMjx1
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 24, 2021
And of course, he pointed to global warming.
“As Earth warms, and Arctic ice melts, Santa will lose his habitat too. We may one day see photos of him clutched to an ice floe,” the pseudo-scientist claimed.
As Earth warms, and Arctic ice melts, Santa will lose his habitat too. We may one day see photos of him clutched to an ice floe. pic.twitter.com/JSILAbHHB8
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 24, 2021
He wasn’t done either – he took direct aim at Santa’s reindeer.
“For Santa to deliver gifts to all world’s Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh. Just saying,’” he stated.
For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh.
Just sayin’. pic.twitter.com/ONkW4HyBYa
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 24, 2021
“Santa doesn’t know Zoology: Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas. So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered,” Tyson spewed.
Santa doesn’t know Zoology:
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas.
So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered. pic.twitter.com/03skVxyYRE
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2021
His Grinchy statements let loose the dragging on Twitter and many pointed out how damaged Tyson is:
Ur mom visits 25,000 homes per minute
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) December 24, 2022
Damn must suck being your kids
— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) December 25, 2022
Checkmate, math grinch. pic.twitter.com/v2VincX8GQ
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) December 25, 2022
Santa is actually St. Nicholas. We know saints have had the power of bilocation. Once, we have bilocation, there is nothing to stop trilocation, quadlocation or billion-location. So Santa can simultaneously deliver many presents. https://t.co/qii1xwoxY1
— Fr Matthew P. Schneider, LC (@FrMatthewLC) December 25, 2022
Who hurt you Neil?
— Andrew Young – TANSTAAFL Curmudgeon (@NucMM1retired) December 25, 2022
Yes. Its a physics you cannot comprehend. Fifth dimension stuff.
— AnonSidious (@AnonSidious) December 25, 2022
— Jason Jones (@jonesville) December 25, 2022
He’s magic, Neil. ♀️
Why are you so determined to ruin this for so many people?
— TheFOO (@PolitiBunny) December 25, 2022
— Lauren Matter (@LaurenMatter) December 25, 2022
You are just denying your inner-child again pic.twitter.com/ytYSEioFAy
— Phillip Molnar (@PhillipMolnar) December 25, 2022
Republished with permission from American Wire News Service
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