Rumors of Putin’s health run rampant after he reportedly fell down stairs, defecated himself

While America is largely concerned about the health of 80-year-old President Joe Biden, it would appear that Russia’s president may be in the same boat.

A Telegram channel believed to be run by an ex-Russian spy claims Vladimir Putin has been exhibiting blatant signs of ill health. In the last week, they say, Putin has fallen down several stairs in his Moscow, Russia residence which resulted in a bruised tailbone.

Going into greater detail, General SVR explains that the fall caused the Russian leader to defecate himself which was reportedly “involuntary” and caused by cancer of the stomach and bowels.

“Going down the stairs, Putin stumbled and fell to the fifth point, after which he fell on his side and slid down a couple of steps,” the report reads. “The incident took place in front of the president’s bodyguards, who quickly reacted and rushed to Putin’s aid. Three security officers helped the president to get to the nearest sofa and called the doctors who are on duty at the residence. Medics arrived within a few minutes, but could not immediately examine the president. Putin suffers from oncology of the gastrointestinal tract, as a result of which he already experiences serious problems with digestion, and as a result of the fall, as it turned out, the main blow fell on the coccyx, which probably caused sharp pain, provoking involuntary defecation.”

That blow to the tailbone has resulted in, well, a pain in the butt.

“Nothing critical, the president’s health was stable closer to the night, he can move independently, complaints of pain in the coccyx when sitting are the only thing that worries Putin,” the report continues.

The report indicates that there is a current investigation into how the president fell, as he has shoes specifically designed to keep him steady.

“At night he took painkillers. In the near future, an investigation will be carried out, which provoked the fall of the president. He wears special shoes, even at home with anti-slip surfaces, and the stairs in the residence are considered ‘safe’,” the channel’s report concludes.

The person running the channel believes the fall, at least in part, could have been caused by the awful news that Putin received in the morning resulting in “shot nerves.”

“Wednesday morning began for Putin with a depressing report on the state of the Russian economy and, as a result, a forecast of worsening the situation in the near future,” the report advises. “The sanctions imposed on Russia due to the invasion of Ukraine have a heavy impact on the country’s economy and the effect of these sanctions is growing and intensifying over time. The main problems in the Russian economy, according to the forecasts of the authors of the report, will come in the period of late spring – early summer of next year, and it is not possible to avoid a negative scenario today.”

But the abysmal predictions don’t even include the potential effects of “general mobilization in the country and martial law, which Vladimir Putin has in his plans, which undoubtedly only worsens the forecasts.”

Additional military failures in Ukraine were reported in the afternoon, further stressing the 70-year-old, ill leader.

“Moreover, yesterday the leadership of the military bloc was not ready to guarantee the president a significant advance on any sector of the front before the New Year,” the channel explains. “Putin was informed that the cold snap, which is predicted for early December in the Luhansk region, could be used by the Armed Forces of Ukraine for an offensive, and in this case, it would be very problematic to keep territories in the north-west of the region.”

It remains to be seen whether Putin will be able to maintain the Ukraine war as well as his own country in allegedly failing health.

Republished with permission from American Wire News Service

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