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Food delivery service PostMates touts Pride month ‘Bottom-Friendly’ menu to better facilitate anal sex

June 12, 2022 | | Print Article

A pro-LGBT advertisement/promotion by the food delivery service Postmates has critics shouting “WTF” because it’s so obscene and “disgusting.”

The ad specifically advertises a “bottom-friendly menu.”

In homosexual sex between two gay men, the “bottom” is the individual who’s anally penetrated by the other man’s penis.

A “bottom-friendly menu” therefore is a menu containing foods that won’t cause the “bottom” to experience a digestive issue like diarrhea.

In other words, a “bottom-friendly” menu is designed to keep a gay man’s anal cavity “clean” (free of fecal matter) so that it can later be penetrated by another gay man.

Watch the stunning ad below, and note that the eggplant is supposed to represent a penis, and the peach is supposed to represent a butt (*Graphic content):

“What are you eating this Pride? Well, if you’re a ‘top,’ it seems like you can eat whatever you want. But if you’re a ‘bottom,’ you’re expected to starve. Not this Pride. Introducing the ‘bottom-friendly’ menu from Postmates,” the narrator says.

“We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgical to bring you a menu of ‘bottom-friendly’ foods backed by science. Insoluble fiber won’t help you feel cute, so avoid things like whole grains, wheat bran, cauliflower, potatoes, legumes.”

“The problem with these foods is they don’t dissolve in water, which could cause a traffic jam in your digestive system, making a mess of your evening. Speaking of messy, it’s a good idea to avoid dairy. If you’re going to eat something insoluble, give your body about 24 hours to process all of it,” the narrator continues.

“Soluble fibers and protein are the key to having some good, clean fun. These all digest easily and slowly while feeding your good gut bacteria, which makes sushi a great ‘bottom-friendly’ option. There’s no right or wrong way to ‘bottom,’ but if you’re planning on getting peachy this pride, the ‘bottom-friendly’ menu on Postmates has the kinds of foods that could keep you feeling good.”

While the advertisement/promotion may have left some “bottom” men feeling good, it has left most Americans feeling utterly disgusted and repulsed.

Look (*Language warning):

Some of the criticism admittedly has come from those who are anti-LGBT.

Look:

But interestingly enough, even many members of the LGBT community have lashed out at Postmates, albeit for various reasons.

Some feel that corporations such as Postmates are exploiting the LGBT community for money. Others simply believe that representing the gay lifestyle in this manner is extremely counterproductive.

Look:

In response to the criticism, Postmates has doubled down by siding with its very few supporters.

A couple hours after the advertisement dropped, one supporter tweeted, “Honestly, this is the level of Pride other corps should strive for. If you’re not literally helping us have sex, can you really call yourself an ally?”

In response, Postmates wrote this: “Exactly. We’re tired of heterosexual sex being the main focus of sexual education. Homosexual sex, specifically bottoming, is all too often omitted and stigmatized. Not this year. Happy Pride!”

All three tweets — Postmates’ original tweet, the supporter’s tweet, and the company’s response tweet — have been ratioed.

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7 thoughts on “Food delivery service PostMates touts Pride month ‘Bottom-Friendly’ menu to better facilitate anal sex”

  1. As per the Bible , pride is mankinds downfall. Always has been. So to these folks taunting pride , just remember your own words.

  2. Who in God’s name thought this would be a ‘cute’ advert plan?
    Buh-bye Postmates, hello doing my own take out!!!

  3. If you have found your efforts are digging a hole for failure STOP digging, do not double down on failure.

  4. For these id-ots, an-l sex is impossible, as, when they try it, all of them get poked in an eye.

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