It’s probably not something you want to hear on a Thursday morning, but Procter & Gamble is blaming Amy Schumer for the national tampon shortage.
Didn’t know there was a national tampon shortage? Well, there is, among all the country’s other woes. Actually, the shortage of tampons might explain the country’s other woes.
In any case, we do know that Schumer, starting about two years ago, was featured in advertisements for Tampax, which is by far the most popular tampon brand in America, and which is owned by Procter & Gamble.
“Retail sales growth has exploded,” gushed P&G spokeswoman Cheri McMaster to Time Magazine. McMaster explained that demand for Tampax tampons is up by 7.7%—an oddly specific number—since Schumer starred in a few commercials for the company nearly two years ago. The cause-and-effect correlation here is somewhat dubious since two years is an awfully excessive time lag.
BREAKING REPORT: Procter & Gamble blames AMY SCHUMER for Tampax tampon shortage alleging 'hit ad campaign sparked a run on the products' that forced the company to run factory 24 hours a day to keep up with rising demand…
— Chuck Callesto (@ChuckCallesto) June 9, 2022
Procter & Gamble pinned the tampon shortage on @amyschumer but I found that explanation a little lacking https://t.co/HBJSz8iAn3
— AlanaSemuels (@AlanaSemuels) June 7, 2022
Still, the supply of Tampax tampons does seem to be bleeding away around the country, so much so that the usual rapacious Amazon resellers are making a killing. Time reports that in January, a single box of 18 Tampax tampons was “listed for $114, about $6 more—per tampon—than women usually pay.” Anecdotal evidence also indicates that homeless charities are also seeing fewer feminine hygiene products among their donations.
McMaster also claimed that the company is working around the clock, literally, to solve the problem, by instituting 24-hour shifts at their Maine factory. Procter & Gamble is also posting huge sales and is chalking this up to a 10% increase in tampon sales.
Attributing all this to Amy Schumer, however, seems to be a bit of a stretch.
I doubt the ad was the cause.
Most likely a supply chain issue like everything else.
— Mustang_girl (@MustangShelleey) June 9, 2022
Filling up all the mens bathroom with tampons is never a good idea
— lisa2u (@lisalittle2U) June 9, 2022
As the Time article points out, other tampon brands, such as Playtex, are experiencing shortages as well—and this without a comedienne of dubious talents hawking their products. Far more likely is the usual culprit: COVID-19, which must be at least partly to blame, causing shortfalls in the materials—cotton, paper pulp, and plastic—which are used to make tampons, but have been diverted to the manufacture of masks and other medical equipment.
So, once again, blame it on the pandemic. Shortages of workers and closures of factories and manufacturing facilities haven’t helped either.
Shortages of every kind have been the name of the game in Biden’s America. Aside from the desperate lack of tampons, there’s been an even more distressing shortfall in readily available baby formula, a crisis that has led to panicked parents and even the hospitalization of some infants.
This disaster, which despite its best efforts the White House couldn’t simply dismiss, finally roused the Biden administration to take some action—importing formula from Germany and Australia like a Third World beneficiary of humanitarian aid, a humiliating reversal for what was once the country most likely to distribute such aid.
And everyone has been dealing with the gasoline shortages that have caused prices to spike to record levels. The lack of basic goods, together with increasing inflation, is becoming a signal feature of the Biden economy.
So blaming the tampon shortfall on Amy Schumer, rather than on the wrecked condition of the American economy, is just another one of the strange signs of the times.
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16 thoughts on “Why Tampax blames Amy Schumer for shortage of tampons”
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Of course the Amy Schumer thing is a lie. If P&G experienced an unexpected increase in demand for Tampax, they’d raise the price to reach equilibrium. That’s what advertising is for–to allow the advertised product to command a higher market price.
gee, putting thousands of them in mens’ rooms just might have an influence here
In a pinch,just stop by any local swampland and pick some cattails
After reading the headline I thought it was because Schumer had a whoosis the size of a Cadillac.
Wow! I’m glad I don’t have to buy them anymore!
How many has Bribem Brandon sent to the border?!?!?!
Just check the men’s restrooms
She , this poorest of any thing close to talent , waste of skin ,
is so full of shit , just like daddy .
she eats tampax for lunch……what a disgrace any schumer is!
If you have a public forum you can create a shortage of just about any commodity by simply claiming it is in short supply. The hoarders of the world will take care of the rest of the inventory.
Maybe the shortage is caused by all the those new women (who used to be males) getting their period.
And vaxxed older women getting their periods back.
This brings to mind something I read a while ago about tampons being good for plugging gun shot wounds. Not sure if I read it or heard it in a film. I thought maybe people were stocking up for the unforeseeable future.
All the Tampax are inside Shumer’s birthing orifice.
The guy who brought up how we’ve been putting tampons in the men’s room seems to be after my own heart here.
Youll probably find ware houses full of them down by the southern border. You might also want to check freighters headed for China. The dem. party is a one horse pony show that wont change their tactics just because they got caught doing the same thing with the baby formula shortage. Better fix this quick or things are going to end up a stinky mess.