White House explanation for mystery substance that landed on Biden raises A LOT of eyebrows

President Joe Biden’s latest speech, it appears, was one for the birds.

At least it seemed that way, as the somewhat hapless commander-in-chief gave what was meant to be a rousing speech and pep rally in Iowa on Tuesday.

It was difficult to miss what appeared to be the projectile of avian fecal matter that scored a direct hit on the president’s left lapel. Although, after much mockery, the White House has given clarification on the supposed flying mystery substance that many aren’t buying.

It was a rare moment of levity in what was otherwise an unremarkable 25-minute speech, the gist of which was to place the blame for the country’s record 8.5% annual inflation rate in March squarely on the shoulders of Vladimir Putin. Trotting out the supremely unoriginal “#PutinPriceHike” line, the White House has taken to accusing the Russian president of driving up prices worldwide with his invasion of Ukraine.

At no point did the president acknowledge that his many policy errors and economic missteps might bear a greater responsibility for domestic economic woes than foreign wars.

“I’m here today to talk about what we’re doing to lower costs for American families and put rural America at the center of our efforts to build a future that’s made in America,” Biden declared confidently, unaware of what was coming. “That’s not hyperbole!”

Neither was the unseemly ornament that one apparently unenthusiastic avian spectator left on the president’s suit. Characteristically, Biden seemed oblivious to what had happened and blithely continued with his speech, which took place inside a barn in Menlo, Iowa. As some Twitter users pointed out, Biden’s speech also used a gigantic pile of cornmeal as a prop, which many birds just happen to love.

The speech was part of a larger campaign by the White House to tout a new rule change for the Environmental Protection Agency. As of June 1, the agency will now allow gas to contain 15% ethanol, which is a change from the previous limit of 10% designed to reduce smog. This comes amid Tuesday’s report that inflation has reached levels not seen in 40 years, which the president of course blamed on geopolitical upheavals and the Ukraine war, despite the fact that inflation had been trending higher since Biden took office.

The bird in the barn, it seems, wasn’t having any of it. And its reaction to Biden’s speech is pretty much in accordance with the views of many Americans. A recent CBS News/YouGov poll indicates that only 42% of the country has a favorable view of Biden’s overall job performance. That’s a 20% drop compared to what people thought of the president just one year ago. And when it comes to inflation, 69% of the respondents disapprove of Biden’s handling of the issue.

After his speech, Biden spent some time mingling and conversing with some of the attendees—but they either didn’t notice his new lapel “pin,” or they were discreet enough not to mention it. But if White House Communications Director Kate Bedingfield is to be believed, that’s because there was no “there” there: it was just a splatter of corn.

Needless to say, many folks on Twitter weren’t having it:

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52 thoughts on “White House explanation for mystery substance that landed on Biden raises A LOT of eyebrows

  1. Amazing, the drop in Bidens approval rating has even crossed the species barrier.
    The bird is saying, “There you you go Joe, this one is for you”.

  2. Look, it was kind of funny when the bird pooped on Biden’s lapel. It really is a silly thing to focus too much on. Birds poop and it sometimes falls on deserving and undeserving humans alike. BUT, the way Kate Beddingfield tried to pull a Psalki and LIE about it MADE IT the story! If the Biden regime has to lie about a bird pooping on the Prez, then what else do they lie about? We know the answer to that question.

  3. Finally, even birds, NOT liberals, understand that what Biden say’s is just a bunch of Bird S**t. Too bad all American’s refuse to believe that. It shows that a bird brain, is smarter than a liberal.

  4. Is there anything they won’t lie about. ANYTHING AT ALL. Sorry we all saw it and we all know what it was. Lying just makes it a bigger story. By the way hows Biden’s vicious dog.

  5. Bedingfield, Just another from this Regime that doesn’t know sh*t about the rest of the country! It’s bird Poop!! and it landed on target because everything has speech was about it should have been a bull dropping one! There is a name for that! it’s called BS.

  6. Plain and simple you dim witted Aholes ,bird shit IS bird shit ,
    From a Republican bird..
    Period

  7. That was NOT bird poo that dropped on Biden’s left shoulder. I clearly saw it ooze from his left ear. It is just another symptom of a rotting brain.

  8. Really? 42% of the country are so dim as to actually believe this disaster of a president is doing a favorable job? Compared to whom? Robert Mugabe?

  9. ROTF LMFAO!!! That was corn they say. Sure it was. It was creamed corn. Straight from the arse of that ate it. Still ROTF LMFAO!!! Thank you birdie.

    1. It truly is sad and disheartening to see the country of USA fall into such disheartening disheavel in I -1/2 years .
      From the top to the bottom because of poor government , blind ignorant unqualified leadership,.
      A man that should never have been allowed to be president being unqualified.
      A VP that’s just as horrific.
      Wide open border, taxes ,Gas,food,economy gone,self efficient resources gone,
      Pretty much looks like a third world country doesn’t it ?
      Who would have thought .
      Our enemy’s are watching ,NEVER has there been an opportune time .
      With a demented president ,a lamb government,no one knows what the hell to do.
      The house /piglosi ,the senate /the White House ,No one has a clue to divert
      A confrontation.

  10. Really, GIVE ME A BREAK! EVERYBODY at one “time” or another has had this happen to them. The fact that Biden had a bird “land one on him”& “it’s obvious! For the White House to DENY “this”just shows how far they will go to “protect” this lunatic.REALLY. Does CORN fall from a silo into a BARN,FROM THE SKY?AND “splash” on his blue suit?THIS just goes to show you how CRAZY Washington is! Why not admit it? “NO”, let’s just LIE about it. How DUMB!

  11. 81’ooo,ooo people supposedly voted for this Dementia AHOLE .
    Where are they America ?
    One yr /1/2 in , miss President Trump yet America?
    You USA are dealing with a real shit pot .
    Stolen election , demented puppet no where man ,economy in the toilet,
    Everything Biden has touched since Afghanistan has turned to shit .
    But the demorats say it’s Putin’s doings .
    You believe that ,then you all deserve what you got .
    Once that was once great is looking pathetic about now .
    The whole world watches as you USA are fading away ,a joke ,weak ,
    No longer the country to be listened to .
    When fkjbiden ,the ho speak ,the world laughs .
    As Biden signs off , like porky pig ,aba ,aba tha,that’s all folks .
    See you in the funnies. USA.

  12. Whitehouse motto: don’t believe your lying eyes and ears, we will tell you the truth that we want you to know.

    1. Stinking killery Clinton said on live mic , when the second time she ran .
      Quote , “ The American people are to stupid to make decisions on their own .
      the Government will decide all that for them “ unquote .
      Smacks of communist control ? Communism looking at you in the face ?
      Miss President Trump yet America .

      1. Or ,how about when killery was asked about a black party member wanting an answer , she said ,
        Quote “ I don’t know who he was , they all look alike“ unquote
        Smacks of racism doesn’t it , but. the blacks voted for her .
        The blacks have voted for Democrats for ever , told to vote
        then told to fk off ,see you in 4 yrs .
        They have finally awaken .
        The Democrats are from the deep swamp and you’ll have to keep hammering until they are not going to win .
        With thatcorrupt,criminal bunch of bloodsuckers.
        Not ever to be trusted.

      2. By now even lamebrain liberals missed Trump, but they won’t admit it.
        You heard that dumb black moron said, he would rather pay $10/gal for gas then have Trump back. No wonder people think black people have low IQ.

        1. The USA has a problem with the blacks and whites .
          Their both quietly racists. MOST .Which creates built up animosity.
          I’m Canadian, not racist,have friends of all colour,creed.
          Spent a fare time in the States in the 70-80s and yes theres a different air.
          Felt I had to be on guard , know my surroundings.
          Didnt like the feelings .
          We don’t really have that extreme problem as USA.

          1. But then you have that baby dictator, still needs his diaper changed.
            The truth is most people in U S are not racist, only the small percentage of the loud ones and LSM who are promoting racism.

  13. It may have well been corn, at one time prior to being processed though that pigeon’s digestive tract. 😆

  14. It might have started out as corn, but no one believes this story any more than they believe that the Decade High Inflation is Putin’s fault. That is pure unadulterated BullShit, or in this case BirdShit.

  15. What was on Sleepy Joe, the demented ass clown’s lapel, was the same stuff his administration dishes out every day.

  16. “Yep, a bird shat on the president’s shoulder. Shat happens!” was all they had to say and everybody would’ve had a good laugh. That’s what normal people would do.

    The ONE time they could’ve told the truth and had fun with it, and they still have to cling to their democratness and stupidly make up an obvious lie about it.

    How is it possible to have reasonable conversations that lead to a meeting of the minds with such people when they can’t even be trusted to tell the truth regarding even the most trivial of matters?

  17. It was probably a Dove sent by the Pope to return the favor when Pedo Joey slid that turd down his pant leg when he shit on the Poops… errr, Pope’s handmade Italian slippers!

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  19. ethanol lowers gas mileage and contributes to shorter engine life… so in the long run it costs you more,.,

    1. And with looming food shortages, why would we waste farmland to grow low-grade corn to manufacture ethanol? Also, ethanol degrades rubber and plastics, so that there will be car fires which will pollute far more than the average sedan. Let’s go Brandon!

  20. Not corn- it doesn’t leave a slime trail, doesn’t fly around a barn, and there was no breeze to make it splat from lapel out to shoulder. Once more, nothing but Schiff from these admin.

  21. Joe … be glad it wasn’t an Eagle … Karma is a witch Obiden. But the waste of corn for gasoline doesn’t need to happen. WHY ? Because animals need it more. I worked in the Ag industry for close to 20 years before retiring …. Those in the know in Ag are predicting a “critical” shortage not just in corn but all grains … the Ukraine war has cause many things to not transpire like spring planting. More “grains” come form Europe than’s widely known about. My wife an I have a hobby farm (horses) and horse feed has gone up close to $10 a bag (about $30 now) in the past 6 months alone. Now … those enjoy a good steak, a hamburger, hotdogs, bacon or sausage with those eggs … decide right now if that 8 cent a gallon you’ll save is worth it. And besides what percentage of vehicles will use E-85 …… I personally don’t know anyone who owns a vehicles that can use E-85. One other thing, many “pet” horses get sold in Canada, not to horse lovers, but to slaughter houses.

    1. back in the 80’s i put two tanks of the e-15 stuff in my toyota pickup and it ate up my gas tank.

  22. This should be a wake up call for Biden because when you find out that Mother Nature isn’t buying your brand of Bull Schitt you have a big problem. God bless that bird as he sent a message that many would like to send Biden.

    Semper Fi 1969-1989

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