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Nearly every woman dreams of her wedding day, what dress she’s going to wear, how the cake will look and… how they’ll give their hubby a lap dance?
Well, apparently that was one Florida female’s fantasy, and boy, is it getting attention.
The newly-minted bride twerked the night away in front of friends and family. Her outfit? An apron-style backless gown and thong, both of which are perfect if you plan a bootylicious bachelorette party, but maybe not for celebrating your wedding with nana.
But hey, everyone has their own idea of what their perfect union looks like:
IS THAT THE BRIDE?!?!? pic.twitter.com/et8Ai6iWj3
— Detective Drip (@ImKindaFunny901) December 12, 2021
Hide your kids, this lady is bringing the honeymoon to the reception, y’all! “Rochelle” can be seen pushing a young boy (definitely too young to be witnessing such strip club-level debauchery) away by his face as she prepares to get down and dirty for her man. Judging by the size of the smile on the groom’s face, he was well-aware of what was about to happen next.
The bride and the entire bridal party busted some sexy moves to Beyonce’s “Dance for You” and the video alone has gotten several million views.
With that many people watching, it’s not hard to imagine there were quite a lot of opinions on the woman’s behavior:
This has nothing to do with modesty & all about 🗣TIME & PLACE.
— Who the f*ck is Taddy Mason?! (@SashaLG) December 14, 2021
It’s sad how you can’t even have fun at your own wedding reception without being judged. She’s dancing for her man. Modesty is a term that was created by a man who was insecure about showing off his mate. There’s no such thing as it.
— Junie B Jones (@neptuniemoonie) December 13, 2021
One of the grandpops in the back watching like: pic.twitter.com/gw7kNktoTV
— JT (@JTriplett0825) December 13, 2021
Me making my “ready to go” face to my plus one pic.twitter.com/2FMcYRGM8c
— 𝒫𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇 💃🏾 (@UnlearningL) December 13, 2021
nah doing a lap dance routine for your husband wearing next to nothing in front of his closest friends and both your families is beyond ghetto lmaooo that’s not even the right word to define it yet I can’t even quantify how wildly tacky this is😭
— Wetniss Everclean (@traceekapree) December 13, 2021
Me at the wedding making sure everybody sees what I’m seeing before I pick up my purse to leave pic.twitter.com/aRj1tdSfg0
— StevieSaid_NO_FLAT_TIRES (@2020istrash2020) December 13, 2021
*50 years later* pic.twitter.com/EiHL5yJHQs
— OPA (@sivrajxx) December 13, 2021
I'm far from a slut-shamer or any of that…but I really wonder how things go between dude and his boys who all so his wife's ass…twerking no less…men are terrible people…like…your homies standin there trying not to get rocked up or whatever.
— AnAdultSimmer (@anadultsimmer) December 13, 2021
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