Celebrity Dunk Tank: Chelsea Handler wins dumbest tweet, declaring Chauvin should not get a trial

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Today’s contestants in the “Celebrity Dunk Tank” are anti-Trump actress Chelsea Handler, anti-Trump comedian Kathy Griffin and anti-Trump “journalist” Jim Acosta.

All three are guilty of tweeting vapid nonsense and then being blasted into oblivion by a public that has very little tolerance for dumb. But who’s the worst?

First Contestant: Chelsea Handler

First up is Handler, who responded to the start of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin’s trial by suggesting that trials are a waste of time and that those whom she deems guilty should automatically be convicted and punished.

“So pathetic that there is a trial to prove that Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd when there is video of him doing so,” she tweeted Tuesday.

*facepalm*

Amazingly, the tweet boasted over 38,000 likes. The fact that so many Americans apparently agree with her seems like one of hell an indictment of the country’s failing education system. Nevertheless, the tweets and comments, most of them sarcastic, were scathing.

Look:

Yet she chose to double down.

Look:

Second Contestant: Kathy Griffin

Next up is Griffin, who’s raging mad that the former Covington Catholic High School students whom she smeared years ago are trying to empty out her wallet.

“The 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati ruled on Tuesday that Covington Catholic students cannot bring harassment claims against nationally renowned comedian Kathy Griffin,” The Cincinnati Enquirer reported last week.

“Judges upheld a decision by the U.S. Eastern District of Kentucky to dismiss the claims brought against Griffin and Sujana Chandrasekhar, a New Jersey-based doctor who was also named in the students’ complaints over statements made on social media, according to court documents.”

In response, the kids filed an appeal, and that enraged Griffin.

Look what she tweeted below:

“I will not back down. Ever,” she claimed in her tweet.

That wasn’t her attitude when then-President Donald Trump “broke her” in 2017.

The responses this time were just as scathing:

Third Contestant: Jim Acosta

And then there’s Acosta, the attention-seeking CNN “journalist” who’s been accused of being an egotistical, narcissistic wannabe celebrity.

Apparently, he was hellbent on proving the stereotypes about him true, because on Monday he tweeted a photo of himself receiving the coronavirus vaccine while wearing a t-shirt containing a quote from … wait for it … himself.

“In 2020, I covered the impeachment trial & a caucus night (that lasted a week) & the primaries & the covid pandemic & the economic crash & the racial justice protests & Lafayette Square & so many rallies & the death of RBG & the president’s 1AM coronavirus diagnosis & a Supreme Court confirmation & an election night (that lasted a week) & things by tweet & the recounts & the presidential transition & I have a commemorative shirt to prove it,” the quote read.

Look:

The narcissism was simply too much for many Americans.

Look:

Remember, nobody loves Jim Acosta like Jim Acosta loves Jim Acosta.

And The Winner Is …

Without further ado, the winner of today’s “Celebrity Dunk Tank” is …

Chelsea Handler!

It’s one thing to be a narcissist. It’s another to be mean to children. But arguing that trials should be skipped and due process ignored … that’s something else.

Congratulations, Ms. Handler.

Disclaimer: If you’d like to appeal this ruling, we’re sorry to inform you that around here we enjoy holding people to the same standards they expect of others, and so you shall be granted no due process, *cough*.

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Vivek Saxena

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