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CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin was suspended from his day job at the New Yorker for masturbating on a Zoom video chat with coworkers.
Initial reports suggested Toobin had accidentally “exposed” his penis during the call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio, and whether that’s a weak attempt at a cover story or not the narrative had little lasting power.
Citing two anonymous sources who were on the call, Vice reported Monday night that not only did Toobin have his penis out during the election simulation call, but that he was putting it to use — if you catch the drift.
“The sources said that when the groups returned from their breakout rooms, Toobin lowered the camera,” Vice reported. “The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.”
In his defense, the 60-year-old Toobin, who was playing the courts in the simulation, said he did not realize his video was on.
“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,” he told Motherboard.
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom,” Toobin added. “I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.”
Vice noted that Toobin has not tweeted since October 13, but has appeared on CNN.
And while New Yorker fired Toobin, CNN responded by granting him time off to deal with a personal issue.
“Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted,” the network said in a statement.
To that end, conservative commentator Andrew Klavan won the internet for the day when he tweeted: “[CNN] didn’t suspend him because on CNN, this is virtually his job description.”
.@CNN didn’t suspend him because on CNN, this is virtually his job description. https://t.co/p2vbYJOVgs
— Andrew Klavan (@andrewklavan) October 20, 2020
As for CNN chief media correspondent Brian Stelter’s take on events, he said in a tweeted: “Jeffrey Toobin has been sidelined at a pivotal moment in the run-up to the presidential election. The reason: He exposed himself during a Zoom call with New Yorker colleagues in what he says was an accident.”
While there was plenty of mocking and guffawing over the incident, The Federalist’s Mollie Hemingway was quick to note the seriousness of Toobin’s work as an analyst, highlighting a quote from him during Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s 2018 confirmation hearings.
As seen below, Toobin would suggest that Kavanaugh was unfit to babysit children.
A reminder of what Jeffrey Toobin did day in and day out to smear Brett Kavanaugh following Julie Swetnick’s preposterous claims. https://t.co/JVMW48I3yX
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) October 19, 2020
Lest we forget, the married Toobin is no stranger to controversy, having gotten the daughter of a friend and colleague pregnant and then trying to pressure the young woman into having an abortion.
Toobin also allegedly offered her money to have another child via a sperm donor, and had to be forced to pay the full court-ordered child support.
Like your colleague who impregnated his friend’s daughter, tried to force her into an abortion, denied paternity and refused to pay child support, only to keep his network TV job and then masturbate on a work Zoom call and his network not fire him even still? #feminism https://t.co/i4WoddJhpj
— Ellen Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) October 20, 2020
Here’s a sampling of other responses to the story, beginning with a tweet from talk radio host Larry O’Connor, who reminds us that Toobin is part of an infamous cabal who are “constantly lecturing you about your politics, values and principles.”
The people who worked closely with Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, Mark Halperin and Jeffrey Toobin are constantly lecturing you about your politics, values and principles.
— Larry O’Connor (@LarryOConnor) October 20, 2020
It’s always uncomfortable to watch someone singlehandedly ruin their own career.
— Brandon Darby (@brandondarby) October 20, 2020
Well, I guess we now have to stop calling Jeffrey Toobin “dickless.”
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 20, 2020
CNN is also removing wack job (no pun intended) Jeffrey Toobin.
“Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted”
Masturbating during business meetings is a personal issue?#JeffToobin #JeffreyToobinsDick #FakeNews— MARK SIMONE (@MarkSimoneNY) October 20, 2020
Has @JoeBiden sent a basket of fruit to @JeffreyToobin for getting #WheresHunter out of the twitter hashtag hotseat yesterday?
— OnePinkFlamingo (@OnePinkFlamingo) October 20, 2020
BREAKING: transcript of Toobin’s video conference pic.twitter.com/2N7jW9nNNv
— clapclap BOO!👏🏻👏🏻👻 (@Lesley_NOPE) October 20, 2020
Toobin on the election simulation zoom call right after network projects Biden wins. pic.twitter.com/LZd1vtEqHg
— Stephen Dugan (@sdugan48) October 19, 2020
I can just imagine everyone after that Zoom call.#toobin pic.twitter.com/SqVS7DV4j9
— Kyle Barker (@kyle_barker) October 19, 2020
Well this didn't age well…#Toobin pic.twitter.com/KhZUY4rSSY
— George bacha (@BachaGeorge) October 20, 2020
Going live to #Toobin like pic.twitter.com/oPEJnf4wAZ
— Cox (@HOLYSMKES) October 19, 2020
I don't always masturbate with my computer camera on, but when I do I always make sure I am in a Zoom work meeting. #Toobin pic.twitter.com/8stuuYmKc0
— Melissa Blue, feeling like Dakota Gray (@mel_thegreat) October 19, 2020
Here’s a screenshot from that Toobin Zoom call earlier today.
Warning: it’s disturbing and extremely NSFW…
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. pic.twitter.com/JjyW72PKCT— BostonWriter (@bostonwriter) October 20, 2020
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