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It’s time to suit up!
We The People is the hippest online store for die-hard, unapologetic conservatives, and BizPacReview is giving you a first look at the new fall arrivals! These items are dropping just in time for the Christmas shopping season (and the wildest debate/election season ever!). They make great gifts for your right-wing friends and family. Give the gift of snark this year with mugs, masks, clothing and more!
The collections are clever and classy, but affordable, and are apt to please any true “deplorable.”
Virtually every item sold by We The People comes enchanted — YES, ENCHANTED — with the power of the triggering.
It’s easy to annoy a liberal, exasperate a liberal or even provoke a liberal into yelling at you. But can you truly TRIGGER the liberal? With We The People’s gear, “yes, you can!”
For instance, why merely make liberals angry by shouting “All Lives Matter” when you can trigger them into experiencing a complete mental breakdown by showing up to a Black Lives Matter rally wearing a “Donald Trump Matters” hoodie? Disclaimer: actual BLM rallies can be dangerous and should probably be avoided altogether.
The latest hot phrase “the dogma lives loudly within me” is a jab at Diane Feinstein, who famously attacked President Trump’s Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett during a Senate confirmation hearing in 2017.
“When you read your speeches, the conclusion one draws is that the dogma lives loudly within you,” Feinstein told Barrett. “And that’s of concern when you come to big issues that large numbers of people have fought for years in this country.”
“It is never appropriate for a judge to apply their personal convictions, whether it derives from faith or personal conviction,” Barrett responded.
The ominous line of questioning drew the ire of many, most recently University of Notre Dame President John I. Jenkins, who penned a scathing letter to the California senator, BPR reported.
See a sample of other TRIGGERING “new arrivals“:
Besides being unabashedly pro-Trump and pro-conservative, We The People is also most certainly pro-science.
And so as supporters of real science, We The People is all about protecting “deplorables” across the country from nasty, icky, contagious viruses … like LIBERALISM.
Of course, it’s going to take a lot more than a mask to stop the pernicious, soul-crushing disease that is progressive liberalism.
Still, it doesn’t hurt to start with a mask!
See more triggering masks below:
See more “Masks” here.
Trigger-er in Chief
One of the most renowned trigger-ers in America is a black woman — a “fiery but mostly peaceful” conservative black woman who’s triggered so many liberals she has a Guinness World Record.
Fact-check: OK, that was made up, but still …
Just Candace Owens’ existence alone as someone who was willing to think critically and freely instead of automatically accepting the Democrat Party’s narrative is known to trigger the left.
Couple that with her brutally blunt, savage assessments of reality — from her fierce denunciation of the Black Lives Matter extremist movement to her infamous “b”-slap of Hillary Clinton — and it’s as if Owens is herself an instrument of triggering.
Within the past week alone Owens made headlines for saying that the hysteria over Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death is the “last squeals of the dying animal that is the Marxist Left”:
The riots won’t matter
The looting won’t matter
The mail-in ballot scamming won’t matter.
And they know it.
Conservatives have the Supreme Court. Now we sit back and observe the last squeals of the dying animal that is the Marxist Left.
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) September 19, 2020
She made even more headlines — and attracted rage from the left — for defending Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron, the black Republican who’s been smeared as a race traitor over his handling of the Breonna Taylor case.
“For me, it’s absolutely infuriating to watch. I’ve been on the receiving end of the same sort of attacks. Here’s what’s so fundamentally wrong and backwards about it,” she said this week to Fox News host Tucker Carlson.
“If you actually look at what they are saying and what the deeper implications are here, it’s there is a right way, a correct way and a wrong way to be black.”
But you don’t have to watch from the sidelines anymore. You can join her powerful orchestra of truth and triggerings by partaking in We The People’s exclusive Candace-themed line of goods.
Check it out below:
See more “Candace” here.
Logo Deep Fakes
Of course, there’s more to life than just triggering irrational, illiberal, insane leftists who hate President Donald Trump and think he’s the reincarnation of deceased Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler.
Sometimes, even a “deplorable” wants to simply enjoy the finer things in life like, say, booze, doughnuts, FedEx packages (long story) and McDonalds!
But why enjoy these finer things in life wearing boring regular clothes when you can enjoy them while wearing THESE:
See more of We The People’s gear at WeThePeople.store.
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