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Today’s namby-pamby Left isn’t content just to wear vaginas on their heads or to act like one. Some want to smell like a vagina — and Harvey Weinstein protégé Gwyneth Paltrow has just the solution.
For a whopping $75, you can buy a candle on Paltrow’s website Goop called “This Smells Like My Vagina.” Amazingly, the overpriced candle sold out within hours.
Goop revealed that the candle “started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP [Gwyneth Paltrow]. The two were working on a fragrance and she blurted out, ‘Uh…this smells like a vagina.'”
Goop said the product then morphed into a “beautifully unexpected” perfumed candle. “That turned out to be perfect as a candle,” Goop bragged. “We did a test run and it sold out within hours.”
Predictably, Paltrow scored countless headlines (and got millions of dollars of free press) for shilling an overpriced candle with a ridiculous name. It would be a brilliant PR move if it weren’t for the fact that Paltrow — like other leftists — are obsessed with vaginas.
In fact, scores of leftists wore pink p****y hats for months while protesting President Trump at pro-abortion rallies championing Planned Parenthood, illegal immigration, and radical Islamic terrorists.
Meanwhile, the Twitter reaction to Gwyneth’s overpriced candle gimmick was comical and snarky.
One comedian joked: “To compete with Gwyneth Paltrow, Caitlin Jenner should release a candle that’s unscented.”
To compete with Gwyneth Paltrow, Caitlin Jenner should release a candle that’s unscented.
— mark normand (@marknorm) January 11, 2020
One guy quipped: ”Trust me, the last thing you want is a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.” – Ben Affleck
”Trust me, the last thing you want is a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.” – Ben Affleck
— ☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ (@That_Damn_Duck) January 11, 2020
One woman snarked: “i cannot believe…that some of you out there spent $75 on a f*cking candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. This goddamn candle IS SOLD OUT. all of you need a time out you’re all fired JAIL TIME.”
i cannot believe
I CANNOT BELIEVE
I C A N N O T B E L I E V E
that some of you out there spent $75 on a fucking candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina
this goddamn candle IS SOLD OUT
all of you need a time out
you're all fired
TIME FOR JAIL
— Elizabeth May (@_ElizabethMay) January 11, 2020
Another person tweeted: “Gwyneth’s ridiculous vagina candle actually sold out. A sad, sad state of affairs.”
Gwyneth's ridiculous vagina candle actually sold out.
A sad, sad state of affairs.
— Krista (@Kristasunshine1) January 12, 2020
In recent years, Gwyneth Paltrow has branched out from under the wings of her former mentor — film producer Harvey Weinstein — to reinvent herself as a lifestyle guru.
Because Hollywood dumps nubile young starlets as soon as they turn 30, Paltrow was forced to find other meal tickets besides film-making.
Gwyneth has recently criticized Weinstein amid alarming allegations of his rampant serial sex abuse and rapes.
However, Paltrow gushed over him and even called him her “godfather” when he helped her win numerous awards at the height of her career.
So did other Trump-hating Hollywood celebs, including Jennifer Lawrence, Meryl Streep, and Matt Damon.
Weinstein — a Democratic mega-donor and Hollywood power broker who was friends with Hillary Clinton, the Obamas, and other A-list celebrities — is standing trial for rape in New York this week.
He’s also facing multiple sex assault and rape charges in Los Angeles for predatory conduct he allegedly committed for decades. So far, 100 women have come forward with allegations of sexual assault or harassment.
Fox News host Tucker Carlson said Weinstein’s rapacious actions were enabled by sycophants in Hollywood, the Democratic Party, and the left-wing media, who covered up his abuses for decades.
(Source: Tucker Carlson Tonight)
“For years, Harvey Weinstein’s conduct was an open secret in the movie business,” Carlson said. “The public might have been oblivious, but people who knew and worked around Weinstein knew he was a creep and a predator. It was glaringly obvious.”
But — as was the case with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein (another Dem mega-donor) — the media, powerful Democrats, and Hollywood leftists protected Weinstein.
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