Rapper Cardi B is accustomed to showing her *ss when she occasionally delves into political waters, but a several inches long tear in the seam of a multi-colored sequin bodysuit literally exposed her backside.
The location of the rip is enough to make one wonder if it was entirely by accident, at least until you realize that Cardi B, whose real name is Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, is too dense to devise such a plan all by herself.
The rapper “twerked so hard” she experienced a “wardrobe malfunction” on stage at Bonnaroo Arts and Music Festival in Tennessee, according to Fox News.
The act of twerking, which equates to shaking your rear end up and down in a quick motion, as if engaged in sex, being a skill coveted by some young women today — we saw the act on display in a video circulating online of what was said to be a recent gay pride parade in Washington D.C.
— Dani (@DBaltrip) June 9, 2019
Of course, the tear could be a result of an over-sized derriere, which may or may not be a result of cosmetic sculpting — after all, you can only expect so much from fabric.
(C’mon, you don’t really believe that Kim Kardashian’s extreme hour-glass figure is actually her real body, do you?)
Fox News reported that Cardi B canceled some recent performances to recover from plastic surgery, though she reportedly went against medical advice to perform at the Beale Street Music Festival in May.
As she told the crowd, liposuction be damned it’s all about the money — another coveted trait from her fan base.
“I shouldn’t really be performing because moving too much is gonna f*ck up my lipo,” she said according to People. “But b*tch, I’m still gonna get my motherf*cking money back, let’s go!”
This being her best English.
But then, the country may be better off if Almánzar is preoccupied with shaking her big butt and touting her “deep throat” fellatio skills in the chase for the almighty U.S. dollar, as opposed to the sewer-mouthed artist giving State of the Union rebuttals.
Or harassing conservative pundits like Tomi Lahran
Somewhat surprisingly, the rapper opted to shed the body suit with the unplanned rear air conditioning in favor of a bathrobe — the notion that Cardi B did not have a back up outfit on hand shows how much effort is put into planning for these shows.
Fox News boasted of Cardi B being a “true professional” — which we’re not touching, other than sharing a display of that “professionalism” — reporting that she continued her set in the bathrobe.
Not that you can expect her to keep that much skin covered up for long.
As for the professionalism, behold…
*Caution: Vulgar content
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