So, here’s how you explain to your man that you are on a sex strike …
Actress Alyssa Milano called for a sex strike last week over restrictive abortion laws, and while lemmings on the left fell in line, the liberal activist’s call has prompted an interesting response from the right — a collective “thank you!”
“Until women have legal control over our own bodies we just cannot risk pregnancy,” Milano tweeted on Friday. “JOIN ME by not having sex until we get bodily autonomy back.”
A woman responded to Milano by sharing a hilarious video of herself explaining to her poor boyfriend that if “they” don’t go on a sex strike, then he won’t learn his lesson.”
The presumably mocking statement defines the fascist attitudes of the intolerant left, the woman, who goes by Eva Victor.
Victor pulls it off brilliantly, informing her boyfriend of what she presents as a mutual decision, even though she alone made it. A decision coming from a presumed omnipotent moral busybody made for his own good, which pretty much sums up the Democratic Party in a nutshell.
“[M]e explaining to my boyfriend why we’re going on a sex strike,” the video caption reads.
Her goal is for her boyfriend, and other men affected by a sex strike, to get “so horny” that they work to change the law in Georgia.
“You’re gonna get so horny you explode and basically run to Georgia to change all the laws,” Victor tells her boyfriend.
Listen to the clip:
me explaining to my boyfriend why we’re going on a sex strike: pic.twitter.com/AU6PYVv30C
— Eva Victor (@evaandheriud) May 12, 2019
What Milano and her progressive cohorts fail to grasp is that their actions prove the very point the pro-life movement has been making for years — that abstinence is an effective means of birth control!
— Tim “StarGeezer” Ashley 🌟🔭 (@StarGeezerTim) May 11, 2019
Candace Owens was quick to seize the incredible opportunity Milano presented, that being abandoning the field of procreation to the right.
“From an evolutionary perspective, the radical feminist
#sexstrike has the potential to save America. Yes, ladies—leave the terrible bondage of procreation to us horrible conservatives. Consider me a dear ally, friend and mentor on your commitment to abstinence,” Owens tweeted.
From an evolutionary perspective, the radical feminist #sexstrike has the potential to save America.
Yes, ladies—leave the terrible bondage of procreation to us horrible conservatives.
Consider me a dear ally, friend and mentor on your commitment to abstinence.
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) May 11, 2019
Conservative women let it be known that they aren’t about to give up a good thing.
One social media user took it even further, tweeting: “I will still be having sex, and I may even make him a sandwich after ….and that’s why I am happier than you.”
I will still be having sex, and I may even make him a sandwich after
….and that’s why I am happier than you.#SexStrike
— Heather (@hrenee80) May 11, 2019
After all, it’s important to keep up one’s strength in today’s confusing world.
Either way, there was some discussion of “Heather” being inducted into the Twitter Hall of Fame for her tweet:
You just won twitter!
— Nationalist Ex-Charger (((Fan)))⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@Encinitas) May 11, 2019
I am officially inducting you into the twitter Hall of Fame 🏆
— Mike Bandy (@Mike_Bandy_) May 11, 2019
Good lord, you are now the most loved woman on the planet 😍
— CW Williamson (@cww_diver) May 11, 2019
With the media allies firmly in her corner, Milano doubled down on her ridiculous request, tweeting an article from Quartz that goes all the way back to 1600 to prove that sex strikes can be effective.
Citing Iroquois women, who refused to have sex with the men in the tribe to bring an end to unregulated warfare, readers are informed that “the tactic worked.”
“They gained veto power concerning all future wars and paved the way for future feminist rebellions,” the article declared.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) May 11, 2019
One thing is certain, the left never fails in providing plenty of entertaining moments for social media users.
Here’s a sampling of responses from Twitter:
— Buck Elsass (@Yompton2nr) May 12, 2019
— John g (@BizownerG) May 13, 2019
My advice to your boyfriend- run.
— Grofe 🇺🇸 (@Grofe) May 12, 2019
Lol! “Promoting abstinence to own the conservatives.” LMAO.
— Mark Ashworth (@marklarflash) May 12, 2019
She was quite a dame all right, made a point like a stiletto heel in my head. She made me want to go read a book. pic.twitter.com/PrQ9PRqWlL
— Gypsygrandpa (@gypsygrandpa) May 12, 2019
He said "Thanks." https://t.co/1z6RK0gwbI
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) May 13, 2019
If he's still with her he deserves what he gets. Or more accurately, what he doesn't get. And do you really want her reproducing? https://t.co/uuW8v4SkLL
— Jazz Shaw (@JazzShaw) May 12, 2019
It’s really hard to tell sometimes where the line is with the Left on parody and real life. . . Maybe just most of their existence is real life parody except they’re not in on the joke. . . https://t.co/l8bYZWnqHZ
— Ned Ryun (@nedryun) May 12, 2019
Yes, cuts back on babies being born to liberal Democrats. Makes more conservatives. So, go for it. Please by all means.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄
— GFactor (@Girard49M) May 12, 2019
Effective at losing your husbands. ANY woman who spends this much time on denying their husbands/boyfriends sex (when they’ve done nothing wrong) is headed to a pointless end. You’re 3/4 of the way to being miserable already or you’re terrible in bed and the man doesn’t care.
— AJ Benza❌ (@RealAJBenza) May 11, 2019
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