Woman explains to her boyfriend why he’s not getting any sex thanks to Alyssa Milano, and it’s hilarious!

So, here’s how you explain to your man that you are on a sex strike …

Actress Alyssa Milano called for a sex strike last week over restrictive abortion laws, and while lemmings on the left fell in line, the liberal activist’s call has prompted an interesting response from the right — a collective “thank you!”

“Until women have legal control over our own bodies we just cannot risk pregnancy,” Milano tweeted on Friday. “JOIN ME by not having sex until we get bodily autonomy back.”

A woman responded to Milano by sharing a hilarious video of herself explaining to her poor boyfriend that if “they” don’t go on a sex strike, then he won’t learn his lesson.”

The presumably mocking statement defines the fascist attitudes of the intolerant left, the woman, who goes by Eva Victor.

Victor pulls it off brilliantly, informing her boyfriend of what she presents as a mutual decision, even though she alone made it. A decision coming from a presumed omnipotent moral busybody made for his own good, which pretty much sums up the Democratic Party in a nutshell.

“[M]e explaining to my boyfriend why we’re going on a sex strike,” the video caption reads.

Her goal is for her boyfriend, and other men affected by a sex strike, to get “so horny” that they work to change the law in Georgia.

“You’re gonna get so horny you explode and basically run to Georgia to change all the laws,” Victor tells her boyfriend.

Listen to the clip:

What Milano and her progressive cohorts fail to grasp is that their actions prove the very point the pro-life movement has been making for years — that abstinence is an effective means of birth control!

Candace Owens was quick to seize the incredible opportunity Milano presented, that being abandoning the field of procreation to the right.

“From an evolutionary perspective, the radical feminist #sexstrike has the potential to save America. Yes, ladies—leave the terrible bondage of procreation to us horrible conservatives. Consider me a dear ally, friend and mentor on your commitment to abstinence,” Owens tweeted.

Conservative women let it be known that they aren’t about to give up a good thing.

One social media user took it even further, tweeting: “I will still be having sex, and I may even make him a sandwich after ….and that’s why I am happier than you.”

After all, it’s important to keep up one’s strength in today’s confusing world.

Either way, there was some discussion of “Heather” being inducted into the Twitter Hall of Fame for her tweet:

With the media allies firmly in her corner, Milano doubled down on her ridiculous request, tweeting an article from Quartz that goes all the way back to 1600 to prove that sex strikes can be effective.

Citing Iroquois women, who refused to have sex with the men in the tribe to bring an end to unregulated warfare, readers are informed that “the tactic worked.”

“They gained veto power concerning all future wars and paved the way for future feminist rebellions,” the article declared.

One thing is certain, the left never fails in providing plenty of entertaining moments for social media users.

Here’s a sampling of responses from Twitter:

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