The Trump economy is so booming that even unemployable comedian Rosie O’Donnell can get a job. O’Donnell breathlessly volunteered to do voice-over work of special counsel Robert Mueller’s audio book if it were ever made.
O’Donnell was responding to a satirical column by New Yorker comedian Andy Borowitz, who jokingly wrote that O’Donnell had been “chosen” to read an audio-book of Mueller’s forthcoming report.
“I am totally in,” Rosie chirped on Twitter.
Rosie Panhandles for a Job on Twitter
As BizPac Review reported, the two-year Mueller investigation has yielded no evidence of collusion between Russia and the 2016 Trump campaign. So any book on the matter would obviously be a fiction novel.
i am totally in https://t.co/PJi5BRj0jw
— ROSIE (@Rosie) February 23, 2019
Christine Pelosi — the daughter of Democrat Speaker Nancy Pelosi — expressed her support for the idea.
“My husband read me the Borowitz ‘satire’ piece suggesting you read the Mueller Report and I said ‘he may have been joking but Rosie will TOTALLY do that!’” Christine Pelosi tweeted.
O’Donnell retorted: “100%.”
— ROSIE (@Rosie) February 23, 2019
Here’s the highlight of Nancy Pelosi’s year so far: Clapping like a seal and playing with her dentures during Trump’s State of the Union address:
Nancy Pelosi shuffles papers, reads, and fixes dentures during SOTU. Tops it off with an ugly 'F-you' clap. https://t.co/qifkHbFBm2
— Jack Furnari (@JackBPR) February 6, 2019
CNN Lied about Mueller Report Again
It will be a while before the Mueller report comes out. Last week, CNN gleefully reported that Mueller would release his final report on his fruitless Russia investigation this week.
But a Department of Justice shot down the latest CNN fake news in a statement:
“Any reporting that special counsel Mueller’s report will be delivered to the Department of Justice next week are incorrect,” a senior Justice Department official said.
Rosie O’Donnell Broke Campaign Finance Laws
Meanwhile, Rosie O’Donnell should be more concerned that she doesn’t get thrown in jail for multiple campaign finance violations.
As BizPac Review reported, the Trump-hating liberal made illegal campaign contributions to at least five Democratic political candidates running for federal office — in violation of federal campaign laws limiting donations to $2,700 per election.
Records show that Rosie used five different addresses with four different variations of her name to contribute to Democratic politicians, including Trump-hating Democrat Adam Schiff.
Conservative author Dinesh D’Souza, who was indicted in 2014 for using straw donors to contribute $20,000 to a GOP candidate in 2012, demanded equal justice under the law for O’Donnell.
D’Souza said O’Donnell’s case is far worse than his, and since he was prosecuted, she should be too. “Five times more egregious than my case,” he tweeted. “Now let’s see if Lady Justice is truly blind.”
I notice the leftist weasels who call me “felon” have gone dead silent about Rosie committing 5–yes five—campaign finance violations
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) May 6, 2018
D’Souza added: “I notice the leftist weasels who call me “felon” have gone dead silent about Rosie committing 5 – yes five — campaign finance violations.”
Conservatives agree that D’Souza was targeted for malicious prosecution by the Obama administration, but the left has remained curiously silent in demanding that O’Donnell be punished for violating the same law that D’Souza did.
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