A recently married couple accidentally managed to make their wedding an unforgettable event courtesy a simple but hilarious mistake they made while preparing the wedding’s itinerary.
Featured on the itinerary was a schedule of the wedding’s events, starting with the ceremony at 3:00 pm. But instead of inviting their attendees to enjoy some “hors d’oeuvres” (or appetizers) afterward at 3:30 pm, the couple mistakenly invited them to enjoy some “horse ovaries.”
Yes, horse ovaries …
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While it’s unclear when exactly the wedding occurred and who exactly it involved, the hilarious itinerary quickly went viral on Instagram last week via the page “Awkward Family Photos.”
The response has been one of endless jokes.
“Not surprised that they banned cell phones. Horse ovaries are best when not eaten in public,” one observer commented on Instagram.
“I’m picturing a staff member at the end of the receiving line with their tray of hors d’oeuvres that everyone is too afraid to take,” another added.
See more jokes below:
Only 30 minutes from the start of the Ceremony to the Horse Ovaries? Must be the Quarter Horse Service.
— James Kolan (@James_in_Perth) December 7, 2018
Well, you do get 2 full hours of Horse Ovaries before dinner. That should be plenty of time.
— R Hookup (@randomhookup) December 7, 2018
I hate to ask, but are horse ovaries gluten-free?
— Scott Novak (@chipscott) December 7, 2018
— The Project (@theprojecttv) December 6, 2018
I don’t know about you but horse ovaries taste so much better on a cracker than hors d’oevres especially when paired with shampain
— Erin Smith (@Iheartrescuedog) December 5, 2018
Hilarious wedding mistakes — or wedding “fails,” as they’re commonly known — have become a popular topic on social media because of the laughs and good times they invariably provoke.
Of course, not every wedding “fail” is a laughing matter.
Take for instance this fail in which the best man tripped and accidentally caused both the bride and the marriage officiant to tumble backwards into what appeared to be a pool:
OK, maybe it’s a little funny after all!
For an even bigger laugh, watch how the bride and groom reacted after the pants of what appeared to be the best man came loose and collapsed from his waist.
Both the bride and groom simply couldn’t stop laughing. Now that’s DEFINITELY funny!
Engagement announcements can be and often are just as funny, albeit for different reasons.
Here are a few examples:
— Snappy Pixels (@SnappyPixels) August 5, 2013
now that’s funny. FAIL! Last Name Fails: Wedding Announcements That Spell Disaster (PHOTOS) & there are a ton of… pic.twitter.com/0L4BSwYsb3
— Erica Beck (@DodgeJVK) July 26, 2018
— Marianne (@Jibber_Jabber85) February 20, 2014
— Bruce VanWyngarden (@sylamore1) September 20, 2016
— Crypto Soaps (@CryptoSoaps) April 16, 2015
— BemeThis (@BemeThis) September 13, 2018
The name combinations are double entendres. During Jay Leno’s stint as the host of “The Tonight Show” between 1992 and 2014, he frequently highlighted the week’s funniest combos.
Here’s one example:
For more hilarious wedding humor and fails, check out the tweets below:
— Cheryl Feeley (@CherylFeeley_1) September 14, 2017
— Jennifer Tate (@taterflavor) July 29, 2017
— Macd Sibs (@SibsMacd) May 8, 2013
— DressMePretty (@DressMePrettyNZ) March 8, 2012
Hilarious Wedding Photography pic.twitter.com/yIwmhC7E7F
— Hanna Dixon (@JyotishWBV) December 8, 2018
— Mike Olbinski (@MikeOlbinski) September 16, 2018
My brother had the brilliant idea to toss my sister in the air during the family photos thinking it would make a funny pic, but didn't tell me he was actually going to do it and then dropped her. #WeddingFail He was right about it being a funny picture though. pic.twitter.com/bdY955retd
— Alissa Haight (@haighteraide) May 15, 2018
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