A recently married couple accidentally managed to make their wedding an unforgettable event courtesy a simple but hilarious mistake they made while preparing the wedding’s itinerary.
Featured on the itinerary was a schedule of the wedding’s events, starting with the ceremony at 3:00 pm. But instead of inviting their attendees to enjoy some “hors d’oeuvres” (or appetizers) afterward at 3:30 pm, the couple mistakenly invited them to enjoy some “horse ovaries.”
Yes, horse ovaries …
Look:
Whoops!
While it’s unclear when exactly the wedding occurred and who exactly it involved, the hilarious itinerary quickly went viral on Instagram last week via the page “Awkward Family Photos.”
The response has been one of endless jokes.
“Not surprised that they banned cell phones. Horse ovaries are best when not eaten in public,” one observer commented on Instagram.
“I’m picturing a staff member at the end of the receiving line with their tray of hors d’oeuvres that everyone is too afraid to take,” another added.
See more jokes below:
Only 30 minutes from the start of the Ceremony to the Horse Ovaries? Must be the Quarter Horse Service.
— James Kolan (@James_in_Perth) December 7, 2018
Well, you do get 2 full hours of Horse Ovaries before dinner. That should be plenty of time.
— R Hookup (@randomhookup) December 7, 2018
I hate to ask, but are horse ovaries gluten-free?
— Scott Novak (@chipscott) December 7, 2018
As the old saying goes, “Something old, something new, something borrowed and also some horse ovaries for some reason” #TheProjectTV https://t.co/n7YpAxDwS3
— The Project (@theprojecttv) December 6, 2018
I don’t know about you but horse ovaries taste so much better on a cracker than hors d’oevres especially when paired with shampain
— Erin Smith (@Iheartrescuedog) December 5, 2018
Hilarious wedding mistakes — or wedding “fails,” as they’re commonly known — have become a popular topic on social media because of the laughs and good times they invariably provoke.
Of course, not every wedding “fail” is a laughing matter.
Take for instance this fail in which the best man tripped and accidentally caused both the bride and the marriage officiant to tumble backwards into what appeared to be a pool:
OK, maybe it’s a little funny after all!
For an even bigger laugh, watch how the bride and groom reacted after the pants of what appeared to be the best man came loose and collapsed from his waist.
Look:
Both the bride and groom simply couldn’t stop laughing. Now that’s DEFINITELY funny!
Engagement announcements can be and often are just as funny, albeit for different reasons.
Here are a few examples:
#Funny #Wedding Announcements in the Newspaper – http://t.co/e2CxKbK42S #WeddingAnnouncements pic.twitter.com/qMglSt2YQP
— Snappy Pixels (@SnappyPixels) August 5, 2013
now that’s funny. FAIL! Last Name Fails: Wedding Announcements That Spell Disaster (PHOTOS) & there are a ton of… pic.twitter.com/0L4BSwYsb3
— Erica Beck (@DodgeJVK) July 26, 2018
Thought ours was bad @honorarywelshy “15 Wedding Announcements Couples With Funny Names —> http://t.co/sIyyqpO485 pic.twitter.com/5RvAT6SU7x“
— Marianne (@Jibber_Jabber85) February 20, 2014
Who can resist funny wedding name combos? Not me. https://t.co/D8Hlm5PhLM pic.twitter.com/chD0DaZPB6
— Bruce VanWyngarden (@sylamore1) September 20, 2016
7 Wedding Name Combos so Bad they Might Want to Call the Whole Thing Off ??http://t.co/dDzYLil9Fz pic.twitter.com/l2ZDItfgX4
— Crypto Soaps (@CryptoSoaps) April 16, 2015
20 Unfortunate Yet Funny Wedding Name Comboshttps://t.co/wy7Wzgtm45 #weddings #hilarious #NAMES #funniest pic.twitter.com/P2e0Hr9gRc
— BemeThis (@BemeThis) September 13, 2018
The name combinations are double entendres. During Jay Leno’s stint as the host of “The Tonight Show” between 1992 and 2014, he frequently highlighted the week’s funniest combos.
Here’s one example:
For more hilarious wedding humor and fails, check out the tweets below:
Uncle Larry never did understand that even at a beach weddings come with dress codes.#FunnyWedding #humor #funny pic.twitter.com/DLSfG5BK8n
— Cheryl Feeley (@CherylFeeley_1) September 14, 2017
Romance ?❤️?#sisterofthegroom #funnywedding #photobomb pic.twitter.com/zeIARktil8
— Jennifer Tate (@taterflavor) July 29, 2017
I love weddings lol “@thabazi: :”D where do you get these RT @SibsMacd: #FunnyWedding: pic.twitter.com/oLxUXnYzrL“
— Macd Sibs (@SibsMacd) May 8, 2013
Lol what happened to groom and groomsmen? http://t.co/agvLG3fP #FunnyWedding pic.twitter.com/nQBONNN7
— DressMePretty (@DressMePrettyNZ) March 8, 2012
Hilarious Wedding Photography pic.twitter.com/yIwmhC7E7F
— Hanna Dixon (@JyotishWBV) December 8, 2018
Haha my @FallonTonight #weddingfail tweet made this @BuzzFeed list ? So proud ??? #Chad https://t.co/5ZbAn4hYhB
— Mike Olbinski (@MikeOlbinski) September 16, 2018
My brother had the brilliant idea to toss my sister in the air during the family photos thinking it would make a funny pic, but didn't tell me he was actually going to do it and then dropped her. #WeddingFail He was right about it being a funny picture though. pic.twitter.com/bdY955retd
— Alissa Haight (@haighteraide) May 15, 2018
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