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You too can tweet just like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with this side-splitting 5-step tutorial

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Rep.-elect Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., considers herself a Twitter queen, dispensing progressive ideology disguised as the truth while lighting up any foolish enough to challenge her.

Which may not be far from the truth if you suspend reality and disregard facts that run counter to your narrative, as the self-proclaimed democratic socialist does.

But then, why should the radical Democrat alone hold all the secrets on how to own Twitter?

Fortunately, a social media user has come forward with a tutorial on how you too can tweet like Ocasio-Cortez.

“Step 1: Always include a picture of yourself wearing nerd glasses.”

“Step 2: Remind people of your illustrious minor in economics.”

“Step 3: Compose an easily understandable but false comparison, for maximum outrage. ‘If GM can build a car, why doesn’t the flu vaccine cure the common cold???'”

“Step 4: Be sure to include a comprehensive study from a noted publication, like Mother Jones, the Working Families Party Monthly, or the Weekly World News.

“Note: Ensure the study includes the word, “TRILLIONS” a bunch of times.”

“Note: At this point, right-wing, reactionary nazis who hate puppies will start to attack you with silly things like “facts”, and “math.” Be not afraid, move on to step 5.”

“Step 5: Feel free to crib this quote,

“‘Oh, I see the fascist, Republican racists are terrified of a totally gorgeous woman like me who knows everything and is always right and is like totally in charge of all three chambers of government now!'”

“That’s it. Go ye forth and change the world. I can’t believe I do this shit for free,” the final tweet in the series reads.

And there you have it, now you too can tweet like the progressive darling adored by the liberal media.

As for the response to Ocasio-Cortez’s social media habits, one social media user is convinced she’s the end result of a devious “counter offensive” against President Trump’s tweets.

“It’s like Donald Trump. Only without the humor, brains, or actual leadership. And when I say humor, I mean intentional humor,” the user tweeted. “We are laughing at you.”

Although, another social media user nailed it with her perception of the Democrat’s tweets:


Here’ a sampling of responses to the Ocasio-Cortez tutorial that clearly won the internet for the day.

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