Avenatti & Avenatti spoof commercial is laugh-out-loud funny

Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti isn’t having a good week with his latest prize client’s accusations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh falling apart before his very eyes.

But worry not, because a new Avenatti & Avenatti commercial is just the ticket to help the fame-seeking slime ball attorney draw more dupes clients.

The spoof ad, tweeted out by Tom Elliot, the founder and editor of Grabien Media, is positively hilarious.

In the ad, a spokesman states: “At Avenatti & Avenatti, we troll for troubled women and exploit them for every ounce of earned media we can manage.”

And Elliot wasn’t done by a long shot, telling Avenatti he can use the commercial “if you want.”

He then offered a tagline: “At Avenatti & Avenatti, every time we step up to the chess board, we’re swinging for the fences.”

It’s understandable that Avenatti might need a little advertising, given the “slaying” that took place when Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley’s chief of counsel Mike Davis told him to bug off.

“We have already received you client’s allegations. We focus on credible allegations. Please stop emailing me,” Davis said in an email to the lawyer.

But it gets worse, as seen in a tweet from Sen. Bill Cassidy, R-La.

“A criminal referral should be sent to the FBI/DOJ regarding the apparently false affidavit signed by Julie Swetnick that was submitted to the Senate by [Avenatti].”

Not one to go quietly, the creepy porn lawyer took to Twitter early Wednesday with “yet another” client making accusations against Kavanaugh.

Here’s a sampling of the responses to the “Avenatti & Avenatti” ad from Twitter:

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