Michael Avenatti, the fame-seeking creepy porn lawyer representing Julie Swetnick, the woman who made the outrageous accusation that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was a gang rapist, is peeved that her “story” is being ignored by Senate Republicans.
Not that they don’t have their hands full responding to the unprincipled ambush of Kavanaugh by their colleagues from across the aisle.
Michael Avenatti, whose client accuses Kavanaugh of criminal masterminding a gang-rape ring when he was a sophomore in high school, is furious his client is not being taken seriously. #AvenattiGate https://t.co/Ku7h5mGs9Q
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) September 28, 2018
“My client Julie Swetnick is demanding the opportunity to be heard, together with at least one supporting witness,” the lawyer tweeted. “The Committee is refusing to get back to us and allow the testimony. I just sent the below email. My client deserves the right to be placed under oath and testify.”
Never mind that her story has more holes in it than Swiss cheese — an incredulous Kavanaugh replied, “This is ridiculous and from the Twilight Zone. I don’t know who this is and this never happened.”
— Conservative News (@BIZPACReview) September 27, 2018
But Avenatti, who has toyed with running for president in 2020, desperately needs the media attention and going before the Senate Judiciary Committee as the nation looks on would be a godsend.
He took to Twitter Friday morning to warn that he is taking his “search
and destroy for the truth” directly to the American people — likely via CNN or MSNBC, unless he launches a road show, which isn’t out of the question, given the three ring quality of his act.
@realDonaldTrump and the Senate Republicans refuse to allow my client Julie Swetnick to testify, we will be taking her story directly to the American people this weekend. This is about a search for the truth. Details to follow,” Avenatti tweeted.
Because @realDonaldTrump and the Senate Republicans refuse to allow my client Julie Swetnick to testify, we will be taking her story directly to the American people this weekend. This is about a search for the truth. Details to follow.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 28, 2018
With a floor vote for Kavanaugh being anticipated Monday, the creepy porn lawyer has just the weekend to gum up the works on behalf of the Democratic Party.
And while Avenatti may take himself seriously, as dies the anti-Trump networks CNN and MSNBC, few outside the hard left do.
Here’s a sampling of the reactions from Twitter that are sure to bring a smile to your face:
The Enquirer is too classy for a story like this. They should take it to the Weekly World News. Maybe it can share the front page with a baby born with antlers.
— Greg DePersio (@GDepersio) September 28, 2018
— MET (@genetyson) September 28, 2018
Wonder how he feels about people not taking HIM seriously.
— jerZboyMediaUSA (@jerZboyUSA) September 28, 2018
Poor lying Avenatti. Nobody believes you. Not even the Democrats 🙄😂😂 https://t.co/kMPtKgx3oe
— Ethericblue (@ethericblue) September 28, 2018
Why not take her case to court? https://t.co/mT15vYSqx7
— Julia Zakrewsky (@juliagarnich) September 28, 2018
Creepy Porn Lawyer @MichaelAvenatti is upset because nobody will listen to him. Try @Acosta or @maddow. You all are laughing stocks to the American people. Maybe somebody will watch your Clown Show. https://t.co/L1ysBdNSI1
— AmerConservative (@ConservativAmer) September 28, 2018
— Kewilpee™ ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@kewilpee) September 28, 2018
Forgotten but not gone spurned porno lawyer wants the spotlight back,
— Penelope Maynard (@penelope7usa) September 27, 2018
Shut it. Everyone knows that you are a 2 bit shyster. No one respects you or believes you. https://t.co/35gOwtkozx
— TC ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@tctagc) September 28, 2018
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