Ratings-starved CNN covering detailed description of Trump’s penis

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…Just ask ratings-starved CNN, which has resorted to covering aging porn stars discussing President Trump’s penis as part of its high-brow “breaking-news” coverage.

CNN pundit Jake Tapper devoted an entire segment of his show to promoting Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all book, and gave special attention to a part where Stormy (who allegedly had a one-night stand with Donald Trump in 2006) mocked the billionaire’s penis.

 

“Lots of books claim to be tell-alls, but they don’t follow through,” Tapper puffed breathlessly. “Stormy Daniels’ new book about her life is not that book. Wow!! She tells all.”

Tapper — whose wife was once an executive for Planned Parenthood — gushed: “From the details of her career in porn to being in bed with the future president of the United States, and even being able to pick certain parts of him out of a lineup, then being threatened to shut up about it. All these accounts are in there. CNN has an early copy.”

Daniels — who starred in more than 275 porn films — wrote: “His penis is distinctive in a certain. He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”

Stormy Daniels reportedly earned less than $1,500 for her sex scenes.
Stormy Daniels reportedly earned less than $1,500 for each of her sex scenes. (Instagram)

Daniels, who has reportedly had sex with hundreds of men, also claimed: “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

Stormy Daniels was allegedly paid $130,000 for her 2006 one-night stand with Donald Trump, as BizPac Review reported. That’s exponentially higher than the daily rate for female porn stars, who usually get paid $300 to $1,500 per scene.

Most moderately-successful female porn stars make $100,000 to $200,000 a year, so Stormy raked in a year’s salary for her one-night stand with Trump, years before he entered politics. Despite her hefty paycheck, Daniels wants to keep discussing her one-night stand to rake in more cash, presumably so she can finally get off her knees.

Stormy Daniels has starred in 275 porn films.
Stormy Daniels has starred in 275 porn films.

While CNN is hailing Daniels as a leftist hero for kissing-and-telling, most people frown on men or women publicly discussing the details of their sexual encounters to embarrass their sex partners, let alone cash in on them the way Stormy has.

Would Daniels’ ex-lovers have flattering things to say about her floppy fake breasts or undoubtedly loose nether regions?

As BizPac Review previously reported, Fox News host Tucker Carlson said he feels sorry for Daniels and slammed her lawyer Michael Avenatti for shamelessly exploiting his client to get famous.

“You have profited from Stormy Daniels,” Carlson said. “Tens of millions of dollars of free media, and she is working in strip clubs. You are exploiting her. Why are you not paying her some of what you are making?”

 

At one point, an enraged Avenatti suggested that Carlson has an issue with porn: “Do you have that big of a problem with porn? When was the last time you saw porn?”

That’s when Tucker slam-dunked Avenatti by retorting: “Oh, you busted me. I’m into humiliation porn. That’s why I watch you on CNN.”

Here are some flashbacks to CNN’s sad stunts to bolster its flaccid ratings:

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Samantha Chang

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Samantha Chang is a senior staff writer for BizPac Review. Based in New York City, she is a financial editor and lawyer.
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