Talk about Bridezilla, a woman canceled her dream $60,000 wedding because friends and family refused to pay for it.
The bride, identified as Susan, posted a long-winded tirade announcing that she and her fiance have split “due to some recent and irreparable problems.”
The bizarre rant has gone viral, largely because of the woman’s rank audacity.
**Warning for vulgar language.
“It comes with great sadness that I am announcing the cancellation of the [censored] Wedding. I apologize for cancelling only 4 days beforehand,” she begins.
Susan explains that she will delete her Facebook account one hour after posting the message.
“Social media has caused me only paranoia and toxicity,” she said. “I will be spending these next two months backpacking in South America, exploring my soul and ridding myself of toxic energy brought on by my friends and family.”
She said she’ll eventually create a new Facebook account, adding friends and family “that haven’t f*cking stabbed me in the back.”
Her point of contention is that after deciding to go all out, to “be a Kardashian for a day” — following the advice of a psychic — friends and family failed to pony up $1,500 each to attend the wedding — no cash, no invitation.
“We managed to save up nearly $15K for a wedding,” Susan said. “Since our love was like a fairy tale, we wanted an extravagant blow out wedding, one where our son could be included. We started touring venues and were torn between two. A local psychic told us to go with the more expensive option, and we thought why the hell not?”
“Our dream wedding amounts to 60K – all included with flights to Aruba,” she added. “All we asked was for a little help from our friends and family to make it happen.”
“How could we have OUR wedding that WE dreamed of without proper funding? We’d sacrificed so much and only asked each guest for around $1,500.”
And when friend and family rejected the idea, the disappointed woman’s vulgar, foul-mouthed rant is epic.
“So we sent out RSVP’s and only 8 people replied and sent us the check,” Susan said. “We were f*cking livid. How was this supposed to happen without a little help from our friends.”
When her now ex-fiance finally suggested a Las Vegas wedding, Susan wrote that she “laughed in his face.”
“He wanted those cheap, raggedy, filthy, whore like Vegas weddings,” she wrote. “Am I some Hooch piece of f*cking trash, a hooker?”
She used the “c-word” to describe those who “ruined my marriage and life,” ripped her bridesmaid and her maid of honor, who initially pledged $5,000 to the cause, but then backed out.
“How could someone who offered me THOUSANDS OF F—ING DOLLARS then deny me MY promised money and then tell me to shift down my budget???? She KNOWS my f*cking DREAM was a blowout wedding. I just wanted to be a Kardashian for a day and then live my life like normal,” Susan said of her maid of honor. “I called her a filthy f*cking poor excuse of a friend, and hung up.”
“Do I matter to you?” she would ask at one point. “Just f*cking give me money for my wedding. I won’t even sugarcoat. I won’t even pretend that’s not what I wanted.”
The ex-bride’s cousin later shared that Susan had been obsessed with “Kardashian stuff” and may have been drinking when she posted the rant,
“It’s especially vulgar and incredibly embarrassing,” the cousin wrote. “It was only up for maybe 15 minutes before she took it down.”
15 minutes that she’ll never get back.
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