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San Fran forms official ‘poop patrol’ to clean feces-covered streets — and ‘we’re not talking about dogs’

August 16, 2018 | | Print Article

Liberalism is a backwards ideology that invariably produces dirty politicians, dirty political tricks and even dirty city streets. Really dirty city streets, actually. So dirty, in fact, that one leftist city has had to hire a professional team just to keep its dirty streets clean.

That city is San Francisco, considered to be one of the most liberal metropolitans in America. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, the city’s streets are littered with so much feces that it’s had to invest in a so-called Poop Patrol whose job it’ll be to patrol the city in search of poop.

“We’re trying to be proactive. We’re actually out there looking for it,” director Mohammed Nuru of the San Francisco Public Works department, which will be responsible for operating the patrol, said.

Why is such a proactive approach required? Because the city reportedly receives 65 calls every single day from local citizens who’ve encountered feces while strolling thrown downtown San Francisco. Like the city’s leftist mayor, London Breed, noted earlier this summer, the city is drowning in poop.

“There is more feces on the sidewalks than I’ve ever seen growing up here. That is a huge problem and we are not just talking about from dogs — we’re talking about from humans,” she said last month.

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And just like a typical liberal Democrat, Breed doesn’t have a single clue how to rectify this dilemma.

“I’ve been talking to the Department of Public Works director on a regular basis, and I’m like, ‘What are we going to do about the poop?'” she said to the Chronicle. “He and I talked about coming up with some different solutions. I just want the city to be clean, and I want to make sure we’re providing the resources so that it can be.”

That’s fine, except that the mayor refuses to address the root culprit behind this crisis: The preponderance of homeless vagabonds and drug addicts in downtown San Francisco. And why does the city’s streets contain so many vagrants? Because of the city’s left-wing policies, of course.

For instance, did you know that the city hands out needles to drug addicts? Why? To try to reduce the spread of HIV. Did you likewise know that the city’s left-wing government plans to install so-called “safe injection sites” for drug users?

Instead of cracking down on the city’s growing army of troublemakers, the metropolitan’s leftist government has repeatedly chosen to essentially incentivize even more debauchery, all in a bid to be more “compassionate” and “tolerant.”

Now guess who gets to pay for all this via their tax dollars and also via having to sidestep poop whenever in downtown San Francisco? The city’s roughly 870,000 citizens. Ain’t liberalism grand?

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