This Bee stings! ‘Planned Parenthood defends Bill Cosby: ‘Sexual assault is only 3% of what he does”

The Babylon Bee, a satirical website that basically serves as a Christian version of The Onion, responded to comedian Bill Cosby’s guilty verdict this week by taking aim at the most unexpected target: Planned Parenthood.

In a satirical story titled “Planned Parenthood Defends Bill Cosby: ‘Sexual Assault Is Only 3% Of What He Does,'” the publisher mocked the abortion provider over its oft-made claim that only three percent of the services it provides involve killing babies.

Based on that egregious logic, Cosby deserves a break since he spent most of his life making people laugh versus raping women.

“President Cecile Richards came forward to claim that since sexual assault is only about 3% of what Bill Cosby performed over his long and illustrious career, the egregious offenses should be overlooked,” the Bee wrote.

“Look, guys, let’s keep this in perspective,” Richards said in a totally made-up quote. “Cosby provided many needed services, like laughter, stand-up comedy, and a solid sitcom. You can’t paint him with the broad brush of ‘sexual offender’ just because a very small percentage of his activities were horrifying and abusive.”

This logic should make perfect sense to anyone who sees nothing wrong with Planned Parenthood not only killing babies, but also promoting their murders. In Richards’ case, she even believes in murdering babies specifically because of their race or gender:

The sick organization’s founder also supported race-based abortions.

“In order to arrive at the cited 3% figure, Planned Parenthood staticions (sic) counted every seemingly insignificant interaction with a woman Cosby had, such as walking past a woman without sexually assaulting her or exchanging a few words with a co-worker. Then, they took the number of times he sexually assaulted women and divided it by the former figure, arriving at ‘approximately 3%,'” the Bee’s post continues.

“You make people laugh for years, and then you sexually assault a few percent of the people you interact with, and suddenly you’re a sexual predator? Not on our watch,” the post concludes with another made-up quote from Richards.

While definitely funny (albeit in a tragic way), the Bee’s post is more-so an indictment of Planned Parenthood than anything else.

No matter how Richards and her Democrat peers spin it, the fact remained that Planned Parenthood is a warped organization that’s as remorseless about its veritable crimes than Cosby has been about the rapes he committed.

They are one and the same, except that one is headed to prison soon, while the other will be allowed to continue its evil actions — and, worse, at every taxpayer’s expense.

Vivek Saxena


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