Let’s see, America: We’ve got sh*tholegate, SOTU-skipping Democrats, liberals bummed about POTUS’s “excellent” health, and Brit Hume denying he fantasizes about Trump’s penis. What’s another porn star controversy, right?
Well, the lib media thinks they’ve finally nailed Donald Trump this time (figuratively speaking), but like the Duke boys in that southern-set serial of confederate flag-flying fame, that orange-maned master of verbal maneuvering should once again leap over this ditch of scurrilous accusations.
After all is said and done, Trump is sure to once again find himself on a Mar-a-Lago green, sinking a fabulous putt, still very much a stable genius and still very much President of the United States.
Enter Stormy Daniels. As chronicled elsewhere, Donald Trump has been accused of paying off a thigh-spreading thespian in exchange for her halting her tongue about extra-marital fornication.
The dabbler in the dark arts of skinematic provocation has unleashed a veritable sh*tstorm by appearing to have spilled the beans about receiving $130,000 big ones from Trump lawyer Michael Cohen.
The story goes deeper. The illicit payment is reported by the Wall Street Journal to have exchanged hands just a month prior to the election. When the WSJ story caught fire after publication last week, Stormy Daniels aka Stephanie Clifford… wait for it… denied ever having sex with Trump.
What kind of Dirty Deeds were done dirt cheap? Was there ever indeed a Crime of Passion?
The plot thickens. Daniels did once say she had sex with Donald Trump.
Six years ago, in the magazine InTouch, Daniels divulged that seedy claim that she had sex with Donald Trump in July 2006 at a Lake Tahoe resort.
For those keeping score at home, that would have been one year after Donald’s marriage to Melania and one month after she gave birth to Barron. She’s claiming that Donald Trump cheated.
Stormy Daniels averred, for those who want those kind of lascivious details, that Trump was ‘okay’ in the sack.
“[The sex] was textbook generic,” she told InTouch magazine in 2011. It “was nothing crazy. It was one position, what you would expect someone his age to do.”
Take it from the expert? Who wouldn’t believe the star of ‘Good Will Humping’?
The ‘Operation: Desert Stormy’ seductress also made a spectacularly sick claim about Donald Trump that strikes many as just plain wrong.
After sex, Trump reportedly compared Stormy to Ivanka.
“He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter,” Daniels said.
A salacious media hound could not have said anything more provocative for a left-wing obsessed with picturing Donald Trump as a child molester.
Also, Stormy Daniels is Ivanka Trump pic.twitter.com/HQj5UmmRzA
— Juniper Rose (@wholelottarosee) January 13, 2018
Trump To Stormy Daniels: You're "just like my daughter"
Also Trump: "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, I'd be dating her"
I'll just leave it here
— Luisa Haynes (@wokeluisa) January 17, 2018
Donald Trump told Stormy Daniels she reminded him of his daughter while the pair carried on a not-so-steamy affair more than a decade ago, Daniels told In Touch Weekly. https://t.co/0vmflnG9le
— The Sacramento Bee (@sacbee_news) January 17, 2018
Ivanka Trump (left, 2006)
Stormy Daniels (right, 2006)
— The Critic (@The_Critic) January 13, 2018
Obviously, it gets twisted pretty fast out there. However, one thing we don’t know about the rumor: If it’s true.
A saying attributed apocryphally to Winston Churchill goes, “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” Not only is that sadly more appropriate than intended, all imagery aside, it also sums up these porn star allegations fairly well.
Perhaps better is Jonathan Swift, “Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.” Oh, well… that’s no better.
The bottom line is that the news media know full-well that it is much easier to make a scurrilous allegation than to unmake one. Damage has already been done: Most notably to one person in particular.
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