Breast wishes for the Christmas holidays, y’all!
Women are decorating their exposed breasts to resemble reindeer as part of a wacky holiday fashion trend modeled after the “ugly Christmas sweater” phenomenon.
Pre-made versions of the sweaters (with strategic cut-outs) are being sold on Etsy by Salt Lake-based retailer YourSassyGrandma.
“If you want to stand out at your Ugly Sweater Party, burlesque show or even just to have a fun night in your bedroom, then this reindeer is for you!!” reads one description.
Each sweater comes with adhesive “eyes” and glittery reindeer “nose.”
Some women modeled their “reindeer boob sweaters” on Instagram, with eye-popping results.
Men can get in on the nip-tastic action too.
These sweaters are not recommended for family Christmas or New Year’s parties. Unless you want an eyeful.
After Christmas and New Year’s, you can recycle your “reindeer boob sweater” for Halloween if it’s not too cold where you live.
And when summer rolls around again, don’t forget the MAGA bikini phenomenon, which took the nation by storm this year.
— Conservative News (@BIZPACReview) July 17, 2017
Here’s a little flashback of that fashion trend.
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