Not quite dirty laundry…
President Donald Trump’s media critics are all in a tizzy over a titillating detail in a new book by former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and his sidekick David Bossie.
In detailing life on the campaign trail during the 2016 presidential election, we learn that White House communications director Hope Hicks hand steamed Trump’s suits — while he was STILL wearing them!
Amid the tsunami of sexual harassment revelations coming out of the liberal bastion of Hollywood — not to mention the Democratic Party — Trump’s critics were quick to conjure up salacious images of Hicks kneeling before her boss.
Never mind the sexist implications behind a scandalous notion that shows no respect for Hicks’ value as a person, or the reality that everyone pitches in during a whirlwind presidential campaign.
In the book, “Let Trump Be Trump,” Lewandowski and Bossie said that in addition to being press secretary, Hicks was also responsible for making sure Trump’s suits were always pressed as they flew around the country, according to The Washington Post.
“‘Get the machine!’” Trump would yell, according to the book. “And Hope would take out the steamer and start steaming Mr. Trump’s suit, while he was wearing it! She’d steam the jacket first and then sit in a chair in front of him and steam his pants.”
The only passion involved apparently occurred when Hicks forgot the steamer once.
“G–dammit, Hope! How the hell could you forget the machine?” Trump angrily yelled, according to the book.
“It was a mistake she would never make again,” Lewandowski and Bossie insisted.
The reaction on social media proved there are plenty of dirty minds… and even more who fail to find any news value in the revelation whatsoever.
Here’s a sampling of responses from Twitter:
…so that´s what people call it these days…? 🤔 https://t.co/o7a11vLSZ9
— Tobi Turner🏳️🌈 (@TobiBoy_nice) December 3, 2017
Stop making fun of the Hill everybody it was the only story they could find https://t.co/n9H6VO20BG
— Pardes Seleh (@PardesSeleh) December 3, 2017
Riveting journalism. Next we want to know who darned his socks. https://t.co/D7kPBDXE3x
— Ryan Bult (@RyanBult) December 3, 2017
When they answer questions about “dirty laundry” literally https://t.co/eiz98dhWh8
— Free Ukraine 🇺🇦 (@Ukrainolution) December 3, 2017
Let’s examine her dresses for stains.
— Sidney Applebomb (@SidneyApplebomb) December 3, 2017
Wow! Woodward & Bernstein stuff here. Keep up the good work.
— Keith Burton (@bbeekk321) December 3, 2017
Wonder what she was doing to Lewandowski’s suits
— Jason Oxentine (@mike72honcho) December 3, 2017
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