Reporter uses Ivanka Trump’s song playlist to mock her sex life with husband Jared in most vile way

Oh, how low we have fallen since Barack Obama’s lecture on our political discourse.

Proving there are few limits to how vile and disgusting the left can be when it comes to attacking President Donald Trump and his family, a Jezebel “reporter” put herself between the sheets with first daughter Ivanka Trump and husband, Jared Kushner.

…who just celebrated their eight-year anniversary.

Happy eight-year anniversary to the love of my life! ❤️

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Prachi Gupta, who may be projecting more than intended, seized on Ivanka’s Spotify playlist to equate the songs to love-making.

The playlist was featured in a Huffington Post piece, “Is this Jared and Ivanka’s 21-minute sex playlist?,” and Gupta took the group-think baton from the liberal outfit to suggest the list “is comprised of five sad songs that hint strongly of bedroom death, premature ejaculation, and half-hearted dry humping.”

Looking past the reality that what happens in Ivanka’s bedroom is none of her damn business — the left wants government out of the bedroom to make room for salacious left-wing gossip reporters — the “senior reporter” displays an amazing talent of being able to determine the quality of sex a person has from a selection of songs.

“It is the kind of playlist created by a horny teenager who desperately wants to fall in love and bang (in that order) but has never once seen human genitals and probably won’t for a very, very long time,” Gupta wrote.

Given the number of children the couple have, it’s safe to assume the Jezebel reporter missed her mark.

Getty / Photo by Alex Wong

Having little concept of slow grooving, she crowd sourced her liberal coworkers to ask how anyone could have sex to the chosen songs — it’s not like those who wish to keep their liberal street cred — and jobs — are going to counter the prescribed narrative.

“Assuming, for a second, that Ivanka and Jared do still have sex with each other, how in god’s name could they f**k to this? Could—would—anyone have sex to this? I asked the Jezebel staff that very question—Would U bang to this playlist?” Gupta asked.

And with that, the piece deteriorates into a desperate display of sexual braggadocio, before polling readers on whether they could “f**k” to the playlist.

The left’s fixation on how other people “f**k” is inexplicable.

But it does shed some light on how liberals have practically destroyed the moral fabric of our great country.

 

 

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