Bravo, Jimmy Kimmel! Here’s the first-ever politically correct Thanksgiving pageant

On Monday night’s show, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel hosted “the first-ever politically correct Thanksgiving pageant.”

“We thought it might be a good idea to update the story of Thanksgiving to reflect our modern sensitivities,” the late night talk show host said.

Featuring students from Edward James Olmos Elementary School — yes, the actor of “Miami Vice” fame — the skit depicts the very first Thanksgiving celebration between pilgrims and Native Americans under today’s politically correct standards.

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The young girl narrating the pageant lets you know what lies in store when she cautioned, “Please, don’t applaud! It’s insensitive to people with no arms!”

From giving thanks to a “generic higher power who we choose to believe in or not believe in,” to indulging in “Tofurky,” it’s a Thanksgiving liberals are sure to love.

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