For the good of America, Chelsea Handler announces she won’t be moving to Spain after all

America can breathe a collective sigh of relief. Chelsea Handler has decided to stay.

Speaking to Sen. Barbara Boxer a tearful Handler, who hosts “Chelsea” on Netflix, assured America that she was talked out of moving to Spain because, alas, America needs her.

“It’s so easy to say throw in the towel and that we’re going to leave or I’m going to move to Spain, because I want to move to Spain. I really, really want to move to Spain right now,” she told her audience through tears as she suffered an emotional breakdown, crying as she spoke.

“And everyone in my office ‘you have a responsibility, you have a voice and you need to use it and you have to be there,” she said, apparently still unaware that her voice didn’t stop President-elect Trump.

Thank God, because she, like many of her Hollywood friends who now have to back off of their promises to leave America, gave us a big scare months ago when she assured the country that she’d leave if Trump was elected.

“I did buy a house in another country just in case, so all of these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I will leave the country,” she said in May.

Fortunately she changed her mind. Not for herself, mind you, but for the good of her nation.

You are welcome America.

And social media showed her the how relieved they are that she is staying.

Ok. Perhaps only Spain wa relieved.

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