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In the wake of yet another scandal, this time the renewed FBI interest in investigating Hillary Clinton’s private email server, it naturally falls to the Democratic presidential nominee’s (fake) PR team to spin the news in their gal’s favor.

Of course, they’ve done their job amazingly (and hilariously) this entire election cycle, and they don’t disappoint here either!

First, a message to Attorney General Loretta Lynch:

Loretta Lynch, please report to the nearest tarmac ASAP! Bill Clinton has a cute story about his grandson that he urgently needs to share. pic.twitter.com/NAPGA3ztYm

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 28, 2016

Then, an admonition for Huma:

COME ON, Huma! This is why we gave you TWO hard drives—one for state secrets you have no business possessing and one for Weiner's sext pics! pic.twitter.com/TEdmrykneW

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 28, 2016

If Huma’s lie about turning everything over doesn’t destroy her, THIS State Dept. document will bury her

And what PR spin would be completed without a lame attempt to smear the investigation?

We have JUST received photographic evidence of Comey's intimacy with the Kremlin. Take this "re-opening" announcement with a grain of salt! pic.twitter.com/2FGiUmEpTu

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 28, 2016

And yeah, you can pretty much guess where it went from there.

Now it's more important than ever that we elect Hillary, so she can leverage her office to beat an ongoing investigation for federal crimes.

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 28, 2016

Hillary, whose track record of forthrightness and transparency on the issue speaks for itself, insists there's nothing to these new e-mails.

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 29, 2016

Yes. If only ALL professionals aspired to the sobriety, seriousness, and political impartiality that the press modeled this election cycle. pic.twitter.com/8OqutF0PYR

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 29, 2016

‘We do not have a warrant’: Officials say Loretta Lynch has not given FBI a warrant for new Huma emails yet

Wasn't the FIRST investigation where everyone was immune and evidence was deliberately destroyed and Hillary wasn't under oath good enough?!

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 29, 2016

How DARE the FBI admit it found copies of emails deleted under subpoena while investigating Hillary's top aide's husband for sexting minors!

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 29, 2016

And finally, don’t forget:

If your election news wasn't reported by CNN, factchecked by Snopes, and explained by Vox—can you REALLY consider your vote an informed one?

— J Burton (@JBurtonXP) October 25, 2016

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Scott Morefield is a news and opinion columnist for BizPac Review. In addition to his work on BPR, Scott's commentary can also be found on Townhall, TheBlaze, The Hill, WND, Breitbart, National Review, The Federalist, and many other sites, including A Morefield Life, where he and his wife, Kim, share their marriage and parenting journey.

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